JokoJokes

Equis Jokes

6 equis jokes and hilarious equis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about equis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Share These Equis Jokes With Friends




Hilarious Equis Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What is a good equis joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Attention! Dos Equis is a scam! Do not order!

Every time I've asked for it they've only given me one.

Stay neglectful my friends

I adopted 3 kids recently and named them after my favorite beers; Bud Light, Miller Light, and Dos Equis. I work long days and am occasionally allowed to bring one child with me to the office. When faced with the decision of which child to take with me to work I always pick Dos Equis, because I don't always watch my kids but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.

I don't always take the derivative of x^2....

But when I do, it's dos equis.

I don't always date people with...

I don't always date people with chromosomes...
But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language

What do you call a guy with two sets of t**...?

"The Most Interesting Man in the World"
... because he has Dos Equis
tyty I'll see myself out

What brought the Spanish W and Y together?

equis.

Share These Equis Jokes With Friends