Equine Jokes
8 equine jokes and hilarious equine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about equine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some lighthearted, funny jokes about equine vets, nays, hooves, and neighs that you and your friends can enjoy! Get ready to laugh out loud and make horse enthusiasts smile with these hilarious equine jokes.
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What is a good equine joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What are donkeys?
If cows are bovine and horses are equine, what are donkeys?
Assenine.
What is a horse's favourite wine?
Equine.
Equine Choir
I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.
What do p**... Equine wear?
They wear Whoreshoes
What do you call a person doing equine themed b**...?
Horseplay.
What do you call equine p**... with sore throats?
Hoarse horse w**...
What do you call an equine that skateboards?
Pony Hawk.
I can't stand these sanctimonious equine m**... advocates.
I just wish they'd get off their high horse.
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