Equestrian Jokes
19 equestrian jokes and hilarious equestrian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about equestrian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with this collection of funny equestrian jokes about horses and the skillful horse racing. Enjoy a good laugh as you read jokes about mares, geldings, and racehorses. Improve your equestrian skills and have a good time!
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Funniest Equestrian Short Jokes
Short equestrian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The equestrian humour may include short horse riding jokes also.
- I had to leave my job at the ceramics factory when they introduced the new equestrian range. It was turning into a horse tile work environment.
- If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One.
- For the next Olympic Equestrian contest, they are renaming the Show Jumping event. They are calling it Sarah Jessica Parkour.
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Equestrian One Liners
Which equestrian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with equestrian? I can suggest the ones about horseback riding and horse mounted.
- What do you call someone with amazing equestrian skills? A Stable Genius.
- to ride a horse or not to ride a horse that is equestrian
- My crush said she wanted someone with a stable job So I became an equestrian.
- A horse walks into a bar. and comes in last place in the equestrian jumping event.
- What equestrian sport do anxious horses partake in? stressage
- To nay, or not to nay.... That is equestrian.
- What is "ur mudda was n equestrian" What does your mother do for fun?
Delightful Fun Equestrian Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about equestrian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse jumping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make equestrian pranks.
My wife is an equestrian and she uses the money she earns to pay for me to go to University and study Philosophy. One night she asked me to help out around the stable and I told her I would but only after I finished my readings.
She accused me of putting Descartes before the horse.
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A horse walks into a bar
.. and just like that my Olympic Equestrian Show Jumping dream was over. Thanks a lot you s**... horse.
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Recently my girlfriend has got into equestrian b**...
Last evening she asked me to watch her whip, then watch her nay nay
