Following is our collection of **funny Equations jokes**. There are some equations calculus jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **equations solve puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

they dont believe in higher powers.

Guess and Czech.

They don't believe in higher powers.

2nd Man: Oh, only on special equations.....

The engineer believes equations approximate reality..

The physicist believes reality approximates equations..

The mathematician has no idea what the other two are talking about.

Why can't atheist solve exponential equations?

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(Well, because they don't believe in higher powers.) ^(4)

Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.

Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.

Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.

F=ma

A mathemortician.

Calculust

and that's not a hyperbola

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He was charged with manufacture of crystal math

Tolstoichiometry

Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?

It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"

We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."

Multi-Ply

A handkirchoff.

Homogeneous.

Heeeeeey math jokes!

because they spend too much time with the x-position

I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon.

Because they always give you a straight answer.

The only thing I satisfy are equations.

If they're under 13, just do them in your head.

...but it never put a damper on my career.

Exponentially.

-Said the morally questionable surgeon with poor grammar

(Just thought of this while ignoring a differential equations lecture)

You guessed it right.

*Homogeneous

The equations were T dS

So bang and the zero is one

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