Equation Jokes
82 equation jokes and hilarious equation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about equation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with these clever and witty jokes about math equations. Covering quadratic equations, linear equations, differential equations, chemical equations, and physics equations, these jokes will have you solve the perfect equation for a good time. Whether you're a fan of Euler or just want to get a few chuckles, these equation jokes are sure to add a bit of levity to the world of linear algebra.
Funniest Equation Short Jokes
Short equation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The equation humour may include short algebra jokes also.
- I will never date a girl who doesn't understand algebra jokes That's why my x is no longer in the equation
- What do you call a musical equation that a former Vice President composes? An algorithm
(Credit to my girlfriend) - If you took all the blood vessels in someone's body and laid them end to end along the equator That person would die.
- I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken... On the plus side, it still worked.
- If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown.
- Why can't atheist solve exponential equations? Why can't atheist solve exponential equations?
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(Well, because they don't believe in higher powers.) ^(4) - There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.
- Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
He really rose to the equation. - When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations F=ma
- How does a boat captain determine his profit? By using aquadratic equation.
(Via my coworker)
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Equation One Liners
Which equation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with equation? I can suggest the ones about math problem and formula.
- why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers.
- I'm bad at math So the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
- Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
- What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl
- Why is X = 2K + 1 called the teenager equation? because it can't even.
- How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations? Guess and Czech.
- What is the equation for break up? y = cos x is irrational
- Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers.
- Man: Hi when do you use that calculator? 2nd Man: Oh, only on special equations.....
- What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)
- What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves.
- My girlfriend is actually a solution ... of equation x²+1=0
- If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant.
- If /u/doubledickdude was a math equation... 8=D^2
- What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite.
Math Equation Jokes
Here is a list of funny math equation jokes and even better math equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- i love math but the equation 2n+2n Is 4n to me
- My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math
- Al Gore's new band Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?
It's called "Al Gore Rhythm" - What do you call the brand of toilet paper that prints math equations on their rolls? Multi-Ply
- What do you call a gay guy who is really good at differential equations? Homogeneous.
Heeeeeey math jokes! - What's two plus two? A math equation.
- What do you call a motherly math equation? A momonial
- In my math homework I was asked what's the difference a racist and a mathematician. I need help solving this equation, maybe one of you could ask one of your Asian friends for me?
- What it is like to be a math major. The only thing I satisfy are equations.
- What math equation do you use the most while on the toilet? Natural log
Quadratic Equation Jokes
Here is a list of funny quadratic equation jokes and even better quadratic equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it and that's not a hyperbola
- Why did the quadratic equation get so many Tinder matches? It's poly
- I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation. The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.
- Girls are like quadratic equations If they're under 13, just do them in your head.
- Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation? A: By completing the scare
- When making the transition from linear to quadratic equations, the difficulty increases... Exponentially.
- What's the most racist part of a quadratic equation? The discriminant.
Mathematical Equation Jokes
Here is a list of funny mathematical equation jokes and even better mathematical equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities
- If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log.
An ideal log. - The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
- I've figured out the best mathematical equation ever... (911-6**...)x3-69=6**...
Linear Equation Jokes
Here is a list of funny linear equation jokes and even better linear equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer.
Differential Equation Jokes
Here is a list of funny differential equation jokes and even better differential equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why are differential equation courses so dry? Because the problems are all about losing liquids at varying rates.
- What do you call a sudden urge to solve differential equations? Calculust
- As an engineering student, I did poorly in differential equations... ...but it never put a damper on my career.
- "My patients doesn't last long" -Said the morally questionable surgeon with poor grammar
(Just thought of this while ignoring a differential equations lecture)
Fun-Filled Equation Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about equation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math solving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make equation pranks.
An escalating series of math jokes
Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.
Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.
Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.
Number Bullying
1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his t**... and shouts "Stop boolean me!".
The difference between the engineer, the physicist, and the mathematician..
The engineer believes equations approximate reality..
The physicist believes reality approximates equations..
The mathematician has no idea what the other two are talking about.
Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator...
I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin.
Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk?
One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine.
If everyone on Earth stood in a single file line around the equator
most of them would drown.
What happens when entropy meets an exponential equation?
Se^x
If y = f(x) means y is a function of x
Then;
being a lying a**... h**... = f(my(x))
should be an easy equation to understand
What do you call a person who uses algebraic equations to calculate coffin sizes?
A mathemortician.
One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....
When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake.
Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are asked to design a fence.
The fence is required to contain as much land as possible for the least amount of fence material.
The engineer says "easy, just make a circular fence"
The physicist says, "wait a second! If you build the fence across the equator you'll have an even higher area/fence ratio!"
The mathematician says "amateurs!". He gets up and builds a tiny fence around his feet and proclaims "I declare myself to be on the outside."
What's seafarer's favorite chemical equation?
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NaCl(aq) + NaCl(aq)
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. C^7
~~ Saline, saline, over the seven seas ~~
I love "technically true" jokes, like:
If everybody in the world held hands around the equator, most of them would drown.
Or
Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?
Or
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
What else you got? (It doesn't *have* to be water-related...)