# The Best 44 Equation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Equation jokes. There are some equation quadratic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these equation math equation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

## Top 10 Funniest Equation Jokes and Puns

### I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken...

On the plus side, it still worked.

### Marriage or Death

At my second wedding my buddy was giving a speech. He started by telling me he had some bad news - 50% of marriages end in divorce. That's not the worst part though - the other half end in death. So I started thinking, my first one ended in divorce, so the odds are in my favor. I wondered about the math, so I started doing the equation and it turns out I'd rather be single than dead.

- I'm writing a set, notes and critiques are more than welcome

### What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation?

Real graphs have curves.

### A math equation

W = women M = Money T = Time

W = T x M We know that women are time and money

Time is equal to money, so T = M

We can then say W = M^2

Money is the root of evil.

We can then substitute again and say that
W = sqrt(M^2).

Now simplified, W = E. Women are evil. Math proves it!

A X-pert

8=D^2

### In my math homework I was asked what's the difference a racist and a mathematician.

I need help solving this equation, maybe one of you could ask one of your Asian friends for me?

### When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Inequalities

### When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true.

Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'.

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### Did you hear about the math teacher...

...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?

He really rose to the equation.

### There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation...

except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.

A hypocrite.

### Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk?

One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine.

### what did Freud say about an algebraic equation?

What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother

HAmAr + SiCl

### If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors...

It would be a really nice log.

An ideal log.

### How does a boat captain determine his profit?

(Via my coworker)

So the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

### Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?

A: By completing the scare

### How do you solve a math equation?

Isolate the "x" so it gets depressive and takes suicide.

### Nothing gets panties wet like a Navier-Stokes equation.

It's not called fluid mechanics for nothing.

### Why is X = 2K + 1 called the teenager equation?

because it can't even.

### Two people are discussing math.

1: What number satisfies 1/x=0

2: Nothing satisfies that equation.

1: ...

1: I'm pretty sure that you can't divide by zero.

### What do you call a musical equation that a former Vice President composes?

An algorithm

(Credit to my girlfriend)

### I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation.

The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.

### Why are differential equation courses so dry?

Because the problems are all about losing liquids at varying rates.

### Why is Hitler like solving the equation (x/10^6)=-6 for X?

The final solution leaves you with - 6,000,000

### My girlfriend is actually a solution

... of equation x²+1=0

Is 4n to me

### What's two plus two?

A math equation.

I'm usually sharp enough with the sums. But when multiplying 664,751 x 8 it keeps going tits-up on me!?!?

Se^x

It's poly

8 = D

Natural log

### If y = f(x) means y is a function of x

Then;

being a lying ass hoe = f(my(x))

should be an easy equation to understand

### I will never date a girl who doesn't understand algebra jokes

That's why my x is no longer in the equation

### One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....

When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake.
Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"

### What's seafarer's favorite chemical equation?

.

NaCl(aq) + NaCl(aq)
———————————
. C^7

~~ Saline, saline, over the seven seas ~~

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