Equation Jokes

Funniest Equation Short Jokes

Short equation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The equation humour may include short algebra jokes also.

1. I will never date a girl who doesn't understand algebra jokes That's why my x is no longer in the equation
2. What do you call a musical equation that a former Vice President composes? An algorithm
   (Credit to my girlfriend)
3. If you took all the blood vessels in someone's body and laid them end to end along the equator That person would die.
4. I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken... On the plus side, it still worked.
5. If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown.
6. There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.
7. Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
   He really rose to the equation.
8. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations F=ma
9. How does a boat captain determine his profit? By using aquadratic equation.
   (Via my coworker)
10. What do you call a person who uses algebraic equations to calculate coffin sizes? A mathemortician.

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Equation One Liners

Which equation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with equation? I can suggest the ones about math problem and formula.

1. why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers.
2. I'm bad at math So the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
3. What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl
4. Why is X = 2K + 1 called the teenager equation? because it can't even.
5. How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations? Guess and Czech.
6. What is the equation for break up? y = cos x is irrational
7. Man: Hi when do you use that calculator? 2nd Man: Oh, only on special equations.....
8. What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)
9. What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves.
10. My girlfriend is actually a solution ... of equation x²+1=0
11. If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant.
12. If /u/doubledickdude was a math equation... 8=D^2
13. What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite.
14. What happens when entropy meets an exponential equation? Se^x
15. What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation? A radical equation.

Math Equation Jokes

Here is a list of funny math equation jokes and even better math equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math
• What do you call the brand of toilet paper that prints math equations on their rolls? Multi-Ply
• What's two plus two? A math equation.
• What do you call a motherly math equation? A momonial
• In my math homework I was asked what's the difference a racist and a mathematician. I need help solving this equation, maybe one of you could ask one of your Asian friends for me?
• What it is like to be a math major. The only thing I satisfy are equations.
• What math equation do you use the most while on the toilet? Natural log
• My math teacher told me to find X in a equation..... When x was already there...
• Two people are discussing math. 1: What number satisfies 1/x=0
  2: Nothing satisfies that equation.
  1: ...
  1: I'm pretty sure that you can't divide by zero.
• My maths teacher told me that some people say "bang" when referring to factorials in equations. So bang and the zero is one

Quadratic Equation Jokes

Here is a list of funny quadratic equation jokes and even better quadratic equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it and that's not a hyperbola
• Why did the quadratic equation get so many Tinder matches? It's poly
• I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation. The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.
• Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation? A: By completing the scare
• When making the transition from linear to quadratic equations, the difficulty increases... Exponentially.
• What's the most racist part of a quadratic equation? The discriminant.

Mathematical Equation Jokes

Here is a list of funny mathematical equation jokes and even better mathematical equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities
• If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log.
  An ideal log.
• The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

Chemical Equation Jokes

Here is a list of funny chemical equation jokes and even better chemical equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's seafarer's favorite chemical equation? .
  NaCl(aq) + NaCl(aq)
  ———————————
  . C^7
  ~~ Saline, saline, over the seven seas ~~
• What do you get when you cross Russian literature with balanced chemical equations? Tolstoichiometry

Differential Equation Jokes

Here is a list of funny differential equation jokes and even better differential equation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are differential equation courses so dry? Because the problems are all about losing liquids at varying rates.
• What do you call a sudden urge to solve differential equations? Calculust
• As an engineering student, I did poorly in differential equations... ...but it never put a damper on my career.
• "My patients doesn't last long" -Said the morally questionable surgeon with poor grammar
  (Just thought of this while ignoring a differential equations lecture)

Fun-Filled Equation Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about equation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math solving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make equation pranks.