Equal Pay Jokes
6 equal pay jokes and hilarious equal pay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about equal pay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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How many Feminists did it take to change the lightbulb?
None, we hired a handyman since his work was better for same equal pay.
Equal pay for women is not where it needs to be.
Whatever beyonce is making, I want that.
Twitter @caredee
My wife wants pay equality....
I told her I would do 1 better and gave her $1 to mow the grass.
My girlfriend and I try to split things equally
But it seems like there are things she expects me to always pay for. For instance, I'm always paying for the cab rides, always paying for the motels we stay in, always paying for food, and *always* paying for the s**... we have. Sometimes I feel like I'm being used.
Men and women, in the year 2014, are becoming more and more equal
But pay-grade wise, there is still a vas deferens between them
Contempt Of Court
Having had to take the day off work to appear in court for a minor traffic summons, the man was growing increasingly restless as he waited hour after hour for his case to be heard.
Finally, late in the afternoon, his case was called. He stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned until the next day and he would have to return.
"What!" What for?" he yelled at the judge.
His Honor, equally irritated by a tedious day and the sharp query, roared, "That will be twenty dollars for contempt of court! That's what for!"
Noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge added, "That's all right. You don't have to pay right now."
The man replied, "Oh, I'm just looking to see if I have enough for two more words!"
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