Equal Opportunity Jokes
6 equal opportunity jokes and hilarious equal opportunity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about equal opportunity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Equal Opportunity Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good equal opportunity joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I'd like to take the opportunity on this, International Women's Day, to refute allegations that I'm a sexist.
I've got a friend who's a woman. And I believe she should be treated as if she *is* equal.
Satan's not all bad.
He's an equal opportunity employer.
Democracy is when everybody has an equal opportunity
Wolves can eat sheep, sheep can eat wolves.
Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer
We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes
It is important to keep the internet free and open
So everyone has equal opportunity to misdiagnose themselves on WebMD
A business was looking for office help and puts a sign on the window
The sign reads: "HELP WANTED: We are an equal opportunity employer looking for someone good with computers, Word, Excel and is bilingual"
One day a dog walks up, sees the sign and goes inside. He looks at the receptionist, looks back at the sign and barks.
Figuring out what the dog came here for, the receptionist gets the office manager, who looks at the dog surprised. However, the dog looked so confident that the manager leads him into the office, where the dog jumps on a chair and looks at the manager. The manager sits down, looks back at the dog and says "I can't hire you, the sign says that you have to be able to use a computer and Word."
The dog jumps down, walks to a computer and begins to create a word document, drafting a letter for the manager. Caught off guard but unconvinced, the manager says "The sign also says you have to be good with excel."
The dog then goes on to create a perfect spreadsheet that works flawlessly the first time.
Dumb-founded, the manager looks at the dog and says "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog with some interesting abilities. However, I still can't hire you."
The dog jumps down and walks over to a copy of the sign, putting his paw on the phrase "Equal Opportunity Employer".
The manager says "Yes, we are an equal opportunity employer. However, the sign also says you need to be bilingual." The dog looks at the manager confidently and says, "Meow."
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