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160 equal jokes and hilarious equal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about equal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Equal Jokes

Short equal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The equal humour may include short equivalent jokes also.

  1. Did you know: If you say a number loud enough, you increase its value? For example: 5 equals 5, but
    5! equals 120.
  2. My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
  3. Tuna must age about five times faster than humans. This is supported by the fact that tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes.
  4. My wife accuses me of favoritism over my children, which is not true. I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
  5. If x=y and y=z, then x=z. Applying the same logic.
    If all men are pigs.
    And Men and women are equal.
    Then all women are pigs.
  6. Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men.
  7. Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
    That shows a lack of ambition to me.
    Which is why men are better.
  8. Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.
  9. My wife thinks I play favourites with my kids. That's just silly. I love Eric and Not Eric equally.
  10. "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about equal can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of equal puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Equal One Liners

Which equal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with equal? I can suggest the ones about exact and similar.

  1. Why is every gender equality officer female? Because it is cheaper.
  2. Do you know 10+10 is equal to 11+11? 10+10 is twenty, 11+11 is twenty two
  3. Feminists just want to be treated equally To the pretty ones.
  4. what does 18 + 15 equal? Jail time
  5. Why was math so easy in ancient Rome? x always equals 10
  6. What does 69 plus 69 equal ? Dinner for 4
  7. I'm not a racist. I treat every race equally Even the bad ones
  8. May the force be... ... Equal to Mass times Acceleration.
  9. If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail.
  10. Why does 1 equal 0? cos 0 = 1
  11. I treat both brown and white rice equally. I'm not riceist.
  12. 3+3 doesn't equal 3 But 3+3 = 3!
  13. Why is zero equal to one cos 0=1
  14. Why is every "Gender Equality Officer" a female? They're cheaper.
  15. Everybody should be treated equally It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow or normal.

Equal Rights Jokes

Here is a list of funny equal rights jokes and even better equal rights puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When God created women... He told them: "Women from all the corners of the world should have equal rights to men."
    Ironically he made the Earth round.
  • TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any.
  • Shakespeare was able to write with either his left or right hand equally well... He was iambidextrous.
  • Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want?
    Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men.
    Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that.
  • Equal Rights for Duplicates Clones are People Two!
  • Somebody asked me if I support gay marriage. I said "Of Course!" I think everyone deserves the right to be equally miserable
  • I'm not a fan of Nascar... I believe in equal rights.
  • What do you call a scientist who wants equal rights for all elements? A chemenist!
  • If women are fighting for equal rights... Then why, as a man, do I get judged when shopping for bras?
  • "You know the newest cars drive themselves. And they found that by turning an equal amount left and right, you end up going straight." "I swear, officer."

Equal Opportunity Jokes

Here is a list of funny equal opportunity jokes and even better equal opportunity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Men: stop holding doors open for women -- it's sexist Hold them closed instead, so they have equal opportunity to prove their strength
  • Satan's not all bad. He's an equal opportunity employer.
  • Democracy is when everybody has an equal opportunity Wolves can eat sheep, sheep can eat wolves.
  • Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes
  • It is important to keep the internet free and open So everyone has equal opportunity to misdiagnose themselves on WebMD
  • I am all for equal sporting opportunities for less able bodied people. But Golf takes it to a new level! I heard you have to be handicapped.

Equal Pay Jokes

Here is a list of funny equal pay jokes and even better equal pay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How many Feminists did it take to change the lightbulb? None, we hired a handyman since his work was better for same equal pay.
  • Equal pay for women is not where it needs to be. Whatever beyonce is making, I want that.
    Twitter @caredee
  • My wife wants pay equality.... I told her I would do 1 better and gave her $1 to mow the grass.
  • Men and women, in the year 2014, are becoming more and more equal But pay-grade wise, there is still a vas deferens between them
Equal joke, Men and women, in the year 2014, are becoming more and more equal

Quirky and Hilarious Equal Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about equal you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean likewise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make equal prank.

This year I vow to be twice the husband and father that I have been

I'm gonna spend equal time with my secret family in Connecticut

Pythagoras walks into a bar...

...muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'
The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours.

so he calls it a day.

There's no such thing as a funny joke about white people...prove me wrong

I am equal opportunity when it comes to dirty and offensive jokes. Black jokes, Asian jokes whatever, I think they're funny. However, I have never actually found a white people joke that I've actually really, truly laughed at. Please post your best white people joke. Show me funny ones do exist.

Just after the apartheid ...

A bus company's owner explain to his drivers that if they find it difficult to see people as equal they just have to consider there are no more black and white people, only blue.
So, this driver explained it to its passengers :
"Ok guys, you're not black or white anymore. Only blue. So light blue get the front seats, dark blue the rear."

Two magicians walk into a bakery

The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."

When does one plus one equal three?

Nine months later.

What did the 8 say to the D?

Where did all these equals come from?

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

Given infinite time, a million monkeys with a million typewriters

will eventually become a very creepy room filled with an equal count of typewriters and monkey skeletons

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A woman's work is never done, that's why they earn less.

So, I went to go get my haircut..

And I told the barber to make the left side a little shorter than my right. Then I told him to make a couple of little holes and bald patches. And for the back of my head, don't make my hairline equal. Make it a zigzag.
He looks at me and says, "Come on, you know I can't do that, it wouldn't be right!"
And I'm like, "I don't see the problem, you did it last time..."

A math equation

W = women M = Money T = Time
W = T x M We know that women are time and money
Time is equal to money, so T = M
We can then say W = M^2
Money is the root of evil.
We can then substitute again and say that
W = sqrt(M^2).
Now simplified, W = E. Women are evil. Math proves it!

Timbuktu

Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about "Timbuktu".
The priest began:
"I was a father, all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu."
Then the Australian told his version:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two!"

Ferguson, MO

In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal.

Johnny's parents hired a tutor to help him with statistics

after his first session with the tutor, his parents asked him how it went.
johnny said "well, today i learned that correlation is not equal to causation"
johnny's mother was pleased: "so hiring this tutor is really helping you understand statistics!?"
johnny responded "well, not necessarily."

It doesn't matter if you're black, brown, yellow, or normal. We're all equal.

Women like to claim that they are equal to men...

Women like to claim that they are equal to men, but women have never successfully oppressed and entire gender.

I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3.

Because I wasn't wearing a c**....

Free Palestine!

With purchase of equal or greater value.

When does one plus one equal three?

When you forget to wear a c**....

Princess Diana goes to heaven...

Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim

She doesn't follow Newton's law

I give her a stare but she doesn't give me an equal and opposite reaction

French People and France

When god created France it was beautiful, and great. The rest of the world was so jeaulous...so to make it equal god created French People.

SJWs have called for the symbols < and > to be banned from math.

Because all numbers are equal.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Women can never make up their minds...

One day, they call us pigs, but another day, they claim that they're all equal to men.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite...

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So a Math Major goes in for a job interview...

.... and when he does the man interviewing him asks him to tell him about himself.
The Math Major stuttered and didn't really know how to respond so the man says "tell me about yourself, give me any qualities."
So the Math Major immediately replies "greater than, less than, or equal to."

Studies show unprotected s**... has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer.

The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius.

What does 36+16 equal to?

A prison sentence.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts

Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, "Do you also want a piece?"

Pi and -7 walks into a bar

They both ordered drinks.
" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi
"You cannot be a fraction" said -7
"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I
want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."
-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you irrational number"

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

A math teacher was lecturing his class

Suddenly, the professor popped a question,'What is ((353.44634×153×15)+799²-285)×69-0.2 equal to?'
The students were really confused, one who was extremely frustrated stands up and yells and slams on his table,'NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!' The teacher was impressed and said,' Correct, now you can sit down, Adolf.'

All else being equal...

A fat person uses more soap than a thin person.

What Egyptian King called for equal f**... rights for all?

Toot-in-common

General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma

There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have p**... drawn on them.

Why are cats and daughters equal in Alabama?

They both lick their paw.

What's a guacamole equal to?

6.022140857 x 10^23 guacas.
It's also called Avocado's number.

In what world does 75 cents equal a dollar?

Canada.

I was recently asked how I view l**....

Apparently "as equal females" is not the right answer.

What's the difference between a Tupperware store and the gay male community?

In a Tupperware store, there's an equal number of tops and bottoms

My wife asked me how she looked

I told her that she was a 10/10 and she hugged me, i had to inform her that 10/10 is still equal to 1

If I had a dollar for every promise a politician fulfilled

The debt would equal my uninsured hospital bill.

What's 5Q + 5Q equal to?

You're welcome!

Why is there no equality in domestic a**...?

Someone always has the upper hand.

Three squirrels were sitting on animal hides...

The first squirrel was sitting on a rabbit hide and weighed one pound. The second squirrel was sitting on a wolf hide and weighed two pounds. And the third squirrel was sitting on a hippopotamus hide and weighed three pounds. This proves that the squirrel on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squirrels on the other two hides.

Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle?

Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.

God is talking with the presidents.

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"
"Very well," says God. "Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"
Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."
"Good, says God. "You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"
Trump replies: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

What's the name of the place where you always get back an equal amount of what you give?

ReciproCity!

A man was trying to subdivide a large piece of property he owned in Manhattan.

But no matter how many ways he tried, he was unable to split it up into any number of equal sized parcels. He asked a realtor if she could help, but the realtor said there was simply no way to do it.
The problem, she said, is that's a piece of prime real estate.

I Believe all women are created equal

That's why I am willing to sleep with all of them

George W Bush, Barack Obama, and Trump all die and go to heaven.

Upon arriving, God asks them respectively what they believe in.
Bush said he believes in American exceptionalism, the right to bear arms, and the free market.
God said alright, you can take this seat to my right.
Obama said he believes in everyone having Healthcare, equal rights for all, and sustainability.
God invited him to take the seat to His left.
Trump said "I believe you're in my seat"

They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction

Apparently nobody told my girlfriend

Two cannibals who haven't had a decent meal in some time catch a neighboring tribesman in the jungle.

After discussing how to keep things fair, they decide that one should start at the feet and the other at the head to make sure they get an equal amount.
A few minutes into the meal, the cannibal who started at the head asks, "How's it going down there?"
"I'm having a ball!" says the other one.
"Whoa whoa whoa, slow down!" says the first. "You're eating too fast!"

If 7 equals C and 9 equals E. What does 8 equal?

8=D
hehe

I borrowed my umbrella to a girl

That makes the number of girls I got wet this year equal to -1.

I heard the White House Correspondents Association is going to give equal time to a conservative comedian at next year's dinner

I hope a year is long enough to find one.

Don't worry. You're not the biggest loser.

Because all zeroes are equal.

Newton's third law of motion

states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore, if you are having s**... with a woman without her consent, she is equally having s**... with you without your consent, both cancelling eachother out and making r**... legal.

Equal joke, Newton's third law of motion

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