epstein Jokes

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Bill Clinton is on a plane when, suddenly, the engines fail.

Jeffrey Epstein and Bill put on parachutes and head for the door.

The copilot says, "What about the children?"

"Fuck the children," Epstein says.

Bill looks over his shoulder and laughs, then says, "We already did."


Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935...

..."Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der StΓΌrmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"

"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der StΓΌrmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"


What did the prison guard say when Epstein cried for help?

"I'll be right there, just hang on for a minute."


Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class...

Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."


You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard...

Jeffrey Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.


Why is Hitler better than Epstein?

In a herioc last act, Hitler killed one of the biggest criminals of his time.


I think I'm ready to declare Elf of the year already:

Epstein didn't kill hims Elf.


Christmas Lights

What do Christmas Lights and Jeffery Epstein have in common?


They both don't hang themselves!


I made a Epstein didn't kill himself joke on Facebook today.....

I laughed, my friends laughed, the people involved with Epstein who are now going remain anonymous and never be punished laughed. Good times


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