Epstein Jokes
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In this hilarious article, experience the comic relief of a series of jokes related to notorious financier Jeffrey Epstein. From Ricky Gervais to Knotsies to Cohen and Shmuel, these jokes are sure to leave you in stitches!
Funniest Epstein Short Jokes
Short epstein jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The epstein humour may include short orthodox jokes also.
- What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations having common? They don't hang themselves.
Happy Early Halloween! - What do Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas lights have in common? You can pay someone to hang 'em
- Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
- What did the prison guard say when Epstein cried for help? "I'll be right there, just hang on for a minute."
- I heard that Jeffrey Epstein never wanted to be rich and famous. All he ever wanted was to settle down and have kids.
- One of the last things Jeffrey Epstein said to the guards was - "high five!" But they just left him hanging
- What does have in common Christmas' lights and Jeffrey Epstein? They don't hang themselves.
- What's the difference between Bill Cosby and an Epstein victim? One got off scott-free, and the other got off Jeffrey
- The autopsy report came back from the inmate who hung himself in his cell He had the Epstein-behindBarrs virus
- Why did the psychotherapist ask his suicidal patient to change his name to „Jeffrey Epstein ? To make sure he doesn't kill himself.
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Epstein One Liners
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- Almost done watching that Netflix special on Epstein. I hope it doesn't leave me hanging.
- Name 3 things that don't hang themselves Pictures, Drywall and Jeffrey Epstein
- Some people claim Epstein killed himself. Others are calling it fake noose.
- What do Republicans and Democrats have in common? Epsteins island.
- Epstein is like a full garbage bag It's not gonna take itself out.
- I think I'm ready to declare Elf of the year already: Epstein didn't kill hims Elf.
- Hillary gave Jeffrey Epstein a high five but she still left him hanging
- Jeffrey Epstein plays mmo for... Sui side quests.
- What have Jeffrey Epstein and a bauble got in common? They both don't hang themselves.
- There are two sure things in life. Taxes. and that Epstein did not kill Himself.
- What were Epstein's last words before he committed s**...? Please don't kill me!
- Epstein did not commit s**.... It was fake noose.
- I'm gonna make a sick rap about that s**... offender financier. Epstein-Barrs.
Jeffrey Epstein Jokes
Here is a list of funny jeffrey epstein jokes and even better jeffrey epstein puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Rich people use their money and infleunce to avoid standing trials about their crimes Jeffrey Epstein learnt this the hard way
- You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard... Jeffrey Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.
- Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar... ...and walk right out because it's 18+
- Prince Andrew "terribly sorry" to Jeffrey Epstein that he can't have contact with him anymore.
- What do Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew and D. Trump have in common? Besides having low hanging fruits, they know Epstein was murdered.
- I'm gonna dress up as Jeffrey Epstein for Halloween and c**... some parties I just really don't wanna hang by myself
Playful Epstein Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about epstein you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make epstein pranks.
Bill Cosby walks out of prison...
..and gets on a bus, and rides it to a long rock wall. Next to a big oak, he finds a letter.
He follows it to Mexico, where he finds Jeffrey Epstein working on his boat.
Oh, you´re surprised Jeff Epstein committed s**...?
Imagine how surprised Jeff must have been.
BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...
Saul Epstein was taking an o**... exam in his English as a Second Language class...
Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."
