epstein Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious epstein stories

What are the best epstein puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Epstein? Well here is a complete list of the top epstein jokes:

What did the prison guard say when Epstein cried for help?

"I'll be right there, just hang on for a minute."

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How many guards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two; one to disable the cameras, and one to strangle Epstein.

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Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class...

Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."

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You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard...

Jeffrey Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.

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Why is Hitler better than Epstein?

In a herioc last act, Hitler killed one of the biggest criminals of his time.

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I think I'm ready to declare Elf of the year already:

Epstein didn't kill hims Elf.

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Christmas Lights

What do Christmas Lights and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

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They both don't hang themselves!

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I made a Epstein didn't kill himself joke on Facebook today.....

I laughed, my friends laughed, the people involved with Epstein who are now going remain anonymous and never be punished laughed. Good times

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How did Bob Ross commit suicide?

He didn't, he died of Lymphoma. And neither did Epstein, he was murdered.

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Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935...

..."Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der StΓΌrmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"

"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der StΓΌrmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"

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