Epstein Jokes

What are some Epstein jokes?

What did the prison guard say when Epstein cried for help?

"I'll be right there, just hang on for a minute."

Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class...

Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard...

Jeffrey Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.

Why is Hitler better than Epstein?

In a herioc last act, Hitler killed one of the biggest criminals of his time.

I think I'm ready to declare Elf of the year already:

Epstein didn't kill hims Elf.

Christmas Lights

What do Christmas Lights and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

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They both don't hang themselves!

I made a Epstein didn't kill himself joke on Facebook today.....

I laughed, my friends laughed, the people involved with Epstein who are now going remain anonymous and never be punished laughed. Good times

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