Epitaph Jokes
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Playful Epitaph Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good epitaph joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I dreamt that I had to write my own epitaph...
... That's a grave sign.
(I made up this joke and I nope no-one else has done it before me.)
A man in a cemetery sees a couple laughing over the tomb of a famous boxer
A bit taken back by the inappropriateness, the man approaches the couple who point to the boxer's epitaph:
"You can stop counting, I'm not getting up"
A Lawyer and an Honest Man
Bill and Phil were taking a stroll through a graveyard when they happened upon a tombstone with the epitaph, "Here lies a Lawyer and an Honest Man"
Bill looked at Phil and said, "Times must have been tough back then, they were burying them two deep."
Werner Heisenberg's epitaph:
Here lies Heisenberg.
^^^?
Rest in Peace
A well known Hollywood actress died in an accident and her numerous friends got together to hire the country's highest paid poet to compose an epitaph for her.
When the stone was laid across the top, it read:
"At last, she sleeps alone."
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