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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take three episodes.

I always see gay guys looking at the birds in the local pet store. I wondered why, but then I realized...

...hey, I'm sure they'd love a cockatoo.
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(I just made this joke up after watching 15 episodes of The Sopranos and thinking in the New Jersey Italian-American, whatever you want to call it, accent.)

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Whats your best "This is so bad that ____" joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

Episodes joke, How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes.

And Kuririn dies.

What do you call someone who can only be sexually aroused by episodes of the Simpsons?

Homersexual.

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes.

~~The lightbulb saga~~

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

only one but it takes him 5 episodes.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many saiyans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

1, but it will take 10 episodes. Badumching

Yo' mama is so fat,

when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes.

Most people call the movie Rogue One

but I like to call it Star Wars Episode: PI because its between Episodes 3 and 4

Episodes joke, Most people call the movie Rogue One

Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes

The FCC had some serious problems with "Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."

Fear the Walking Dead

Is so bad they show the episodes 45 seconds at a time.

I broke some letters off my keyboard last night

My mood just shifted, there was no escape. I honestly just lost control. I need to alt-er these episodes of mine, these repair bills are building up quite a tab.

How many saiyans does It take to change a lightbulb

1 but it takes five episodes, krillin dies and a planet gets destroyed
(Sorry for the repost)

What did Michael Sorrentino say when they asked him if he would be ok with wearing adult diapers on some of the new episodes of Jersey Shore?

It depends on The Situation.

My girlfriend and I just watched the latest episodes of Game Of Thrones back to back

unfortunately my side wasn't facing the tv

How many Saiyans does it take to fix a lightbulb?

One...but it takes 3 episodes.

*find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!*

How many dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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One, but it takes 12 episodes.

*twisting slowly*
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle"

but most episodes just went off on tangents

An alien walks into a human brain shop

Vendor: Welcome, unfortunately we are very limited on brains right now and there are only 2 available.

Alien: I'll take a look.

Vendor: Well, here's the brain of Albert Einstein. He was very intelligent and was the reason behind much of human science. This is priced at $2. Here is the brain of someone who has watched every single "Keeping up with the Kardashians" episodes ever. It's listed at $200.

Alien: Woah, you're trying to rip me off. Why is the brain of someone that dumb worth so much?

Vendor: Simple, because this brain hasn't been used before.

Episodes joke, An alien walks into a human brain shop

I had bad diarrhea so I went to the doctor; they gave me some pills and said I should take one after each 'episode.'

Unfortunately all the episodes are re-runs.

So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

I'm binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won't let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.

Those are only available on Amazon Prime.

how many sayains does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 but it will take him 17 episodes to do so.

Fiction Logic: How many anime dudes does it take to change a lightbulb

One...

But it takes them 10 god damn episodes.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But it will take him 20 episodes for him to do it

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one but it takes 15 episodes.

Your MOM So Fat.

When She Walked In Front Of The TV I Missed Two Episodes.

Why were Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 released before 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.

Why did star wars episodes 4,5,6 come out before 1,2,3?

In charge of continuity, Yoda was.

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Why did the first three Starwars movies come out AFTER episodes 4-6?

In charge of directing, yoda was.

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