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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning, yoda was.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take three episodes.

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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Bennedict Cumberbatch just said in a press conference that he wants to do 15 years more of Sherlock!

I mean, shit, that like, 6 episodes to look forward to!

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one.
But it takes 3 episodes.

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Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes

The FCC had some serious problems with "Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."

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An alien walks into a human brain shop

Vendor: Welcome, unfortunately we are very limited on brains right now and there are only 2 available.

Alien: I'll take a look.

Vendor: Well, here's the brain of Albert Einstein. He was very intelligent and was the reason behind much of human science. This is priced at $2. Here is the brain of someone who has watched every single "Keeping up with the Kardashians" episodes ever. It's listed at $200.

Alien: Woah, you're trying to rip me off. Why is the brain of someone that dumb worth so much?

Vendor: Simple, because this brain hasn't been used before.

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

only one but it takes him 5 episodes.

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A woman wakes her husband up at 2 AM, saying

"Quick, who's scored the highest number of goals in football, ever?"

"Klose", replied the groggy husband.

"And how many episodes of Breaking Bad are there in total?"

"Huh? Wait, let me...55, no, 62, there's 62 total episodes" he replied.

"Who was that girl in that 'Saved by the Bell' show, Kapowski?"

"Tiffani Thiessen, played Kelly Kapowski"

"And also, when'd that new girl, Sandy, move downstairs again?"

"Two months next Wednesday. What's going on honey?" asked the husband, now irritated.

"Yesterday was my birthday."

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Why were Star Wars Episodes IV, V, and VI released before Episodes I, II, and III?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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RP - Why did episodes 4,5,6 come befor 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it'll take 10 episodes.

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Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Star Wars came before episodes 1, 2, and 3...

...because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Whats your best "This is so bad that ____" joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

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How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes.

~~The lightbulb saga~~

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I broke some letters off my keyboard last night

My mood just shifted, there was no escape. I honestly just lost control. I need to alt-er these episodes of mine, these repair bills are building up quite a tab.

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Yo' mama is so fat,

when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes.

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Most people call the movie Rogue One

but I like to call it Star Wars Episode: PI because its between Episodes 3 and 4

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes five episodes, and Krillin dies.

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How many saiyans does It take to change a lightbulb

1 but it takes five episodes, krillin dies and a planet gets destroyed
(Sorry for the repost)

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How many dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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One, but it takes 12 episodes.

*twisting slowly*
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

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My girlfriend and I just watched the latest episodes of Game Of Thrones back to back

unfortunately my side wasn't facing the tv

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What happened when Napoleon went to Mount Olive?

Popeye got pissed.

Watching old episodes of Beavis & Butt-head on YouTube; you can blame them for this one.

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What did Michael Sorrentino say when they asked him if he would be ok with wearing adult diapers on some of the new episodes of Jersey Shore?

It depends on The Situation.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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How many Saiyans does it take to fix a lightbulb?

One...but it takes 3 episodes.

*find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!*

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How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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