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Short episode jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The episode humour may include short movie jokes also.

  1. As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season... I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
  2. How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
  3. Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
    Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
    Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
  4. A friend and I were discussing a TV show and they said that the 32nd episode is undoubtedly the greatest. Upon rewatching the episode I was shocked to find it was 30 minutes long.
  5. Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
  6. Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was
  7. I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother… There's just one episode and it is about the wedding.
  8. How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it will take three episodes.
  9. So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann.... 8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.
  10. How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Episode One Liners

Which episode one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with episode? I can suggest the ones about edition and series.

  1. A new episode of my favorite Jamaican cooking show just came on... What-jamaican
  2. Why did Vegeta name his son Trunks? ...find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
  3. Your MOM So Fat. When She Walked In Front Of The TV I Missed Two Episodes.
  4. Guy walks into a bar... Find out more on the next episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and dive.
  5. Yo' mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes.
  6. Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V? Because Dey-go-bah.
  7. What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost? The *pilot* episode.
  8. What do you call the last episode of a show about allergies? A sneezon finale.
  9. Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders? He was a little...
    Possesive
  10. I just saw an amazing episode of Bake-Off! They went in with all buns glazing!
  11. How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb? 20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
  12. What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? A bipolar bear.
  13. Why is Ash Ketchum the gayest character in anime? Every episode, he falls for a trap.
  14. I hate watching an episode per week I'm more of a season per day kinda guy
  15. The last bit of Star Wars Episode VII was my favourite. Han's down.

Episode Aired Jokes

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  • I hear they're airing the next episode of House of Cards on CBS, 6:30PM eastern. Might be able to catch it on NBC or ABC at the same time too.
  • The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
    No episode aired, as no one survived.
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So I'm already kind of mentally unstable and my girlfriend just told me that she's pregnant.

I think I'm having a zygotic episode.

I was watching an episode of "How it's Made" that was all
about how they make mirrors.

I'd like to be the guy that has to inspect the mirrors. That's a job I could really see myself doing.

Did you hear what they're planning for the next episode of 'Glee'?

It's a 'Walking Dead' crossover.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, m**..., decapitation, gore, s**..., gay s**..., midget s**..., prostitution, r**..., paedophilia, i**... and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...

...they really *did* love that cat.
> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*

The science behind Pedro Pascal.

After finishing the latest Game of Thrones episode, I started to question Pascal's wager; how many kiloPascals does it take to crush a Pascal?

At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of "Doctor Who" ...

... it was about time.

Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster

It's got a weight restriction.
(Stolen from a mock the week episode)

The Continuing Adventures of Lawyer Mom, Episode 1

Lawyer Mom: Your Honor, my client is accused of m**... in the first degree. But let me ask you, and everyone else in this court room, this: (Mom voice) Have any of YOU ever murdered someone?
Everyone looks around at each other, confused.
Judge: Um, no?
Lawyer Mom: (Puts hands on hips, closes her eyes, and continues in Mom voice) Well then how can any of you tell my client that m**... is bad if you have never even tried it? Hmmm?

Did you know that the author of Goosebumps, R.L. Stine, appeared in every episode of the TV series?

I wonder why they never offered a role to his brother, Frank N.

I told my friend a joke about last night's Game of Thrones episode..

He agreed it was well done.

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A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works

It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.

English version of Breaking bad in progress

It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits.

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What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS]

They didn't find Bigfoot.

If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men...

...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested.

Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode.

One could say it is a perfect 5/7.

My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight...

I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

The Problem With s**...-Doo

Every s**...-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.

I can't believe how much I cried after that recent episode of the Game of Thrones!

"*There will be no walk of atonement."*
Sigh.

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?

In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and n**... for Vader to carry out Order 69.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Do you remember that episode of The Lone Ranger where Tonto got Alzheimer's?

Who's "me", kemosabe?

First baby born with DNA from 3 people

This week the world's first baby was born with DNA from three different people using a new controversial technique developed by US scientists. The baby will be featured in the upcoming episode of Maury and spoiler alert, they're both the father.

Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...

Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.

Jeremy Clarkson beat Richard Hammond in the latest episode of the Grand Tour a race due to the downforce on the back of his car

Sorry, should've said it was a spoiler

Most people call the movie Rogue One

but I like to call it Star Wars Episode: PI because its between Episodes 3 and 4

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script.

Oops. Wrong dub.
(Real oops. Meant to type improvised)

I'm making a TV show about the different roles people serve on aeroplanes.

Wanna see the pilot episode?

What would be the most epic celebrity game show episode ever?

Stephen Hawking on Hole in the Wall.

Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?

He was attacked by The Garlics

Jesus Christ was featured on a recent episode of Hoarders

Apparently, his saving really got out of control!

"The Bachelor" in Islam would be interesting.

The show would only last one episode though. He'd take all 12 to be his wives.

People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad...

But I thought amy winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

What's the difference between Star Wars Episode 8 and a catholic priest?

Episode 8 will eventually come out.

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.
But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

There should be a holiday episode of Man vs Wild with Christopher Walken

It would be called Walken in a winter wonderland!

What happened to the cast of House of Cards after shooting their last episode?

Kevin Spacey held a Rapp party.

A sitcom about a 9/11 h**... was in the works for Comedy Central

But it never made it past the pilot episode

Why do they call the first episode a pilot?

Because without one, the show would never get off the ground.

After watching Episode 8, Colin Trevorrow pitched the script for Episode 9 to Bob Iger…

...which hit Bob in the face.

What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video?

A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?
An episode of Top Gear.

I think I should make a show all about roads..

Every episode will begin with "Let's this road on the showww"

Who is best to mind your kid the McCans or rick grimes? One episode of the walking dead and one kid he was with got lost in the woods and another one got shot.

I missed the latest episode of Rick & Morty

Boy, do I feel s**... now.

How many Saiyans does it take to fix a lightbulb?

One...but it takes 3 episodes.
*find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!*

In one episode of Dexter's Laboratory, Dexter fires Dee-Dee because.....

....he can't focus properly when she distracts him. So he hires this pretty blonde girl to mimic Dee-Dee, and he asks her "I want to see you dance" "That'll be 50$ extra" Took me awhile to figure that one out

Next Episode On h**... Kitchen...

"Is the wine divine or vintage?"
"D-divine chef."
"Jesus Christ..."
"Yes, probably."

That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good...

...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.

My workplace is like an episode of Gilmore Girls

Fast paced and full of unlikeable characters.

If the war on t**... were a TV show what would you call 9/11?

The pilot episode.

I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother

There's just one episode and it was about the wedding.

Next Black Mirror episode will require

you to write and direct it yourself while Charlie Brooker goes on a vacation.

In Star Wars Episode I, we learn

That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.

I guess his mom was forced into it.

I was watching a miniseries about the Kennedy assassination on Netflix...

I had to use the bathroom and realized I just missed the end of the last episode. I really wanted to see it and wondered how to do this.
Then it struck me, I just needed to go back and to left.

I watched the Hindu version of How I Met Your Mother...

There's just one episode about the wedding.

Why was the TV show "The Bachelor" a failure in Saudi Arabia?

Episode 1, after 10 mins:
"I'll take them all..."
\- End -

I'm binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won't let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.

Those are only available on Amazon Prime.

I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank

s**... went down real fast

The least specific name for a Friends episode:

The one where Rachel's n**... were e**...

Hospital patient lying in bed: "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

Doctor: "Yes, I'm sorry. We had to amputate your arms."
[A brief sketch from an ancient episode of 'Not The Nine O'Clock News']

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