Epipen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Epipen jokes. There are some epipen cemeteries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these epipen bedside puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Heartwarming Epipen Jokes that Make You Laugh

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen

I was having an allergic reaction.

I watched my friend die today...

Before she died she gave me her epi-pen, I think it's something she wanted me to remember her by

I have an EpiPen

I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value.

A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it.

My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying…

…it must've been really important to him for me to have it

I was by my friends side when he died on a trail in the woods. With his last ounce of strength he reached out and put the necklace he wore everywhere in my hands. The look on his face was desperate and serious, he really wanted me to have it...

And that's why I wear this epipen around my neck.

My friend gave me one last gift before he died.

It was his EpiPen.

Epipen joke, My friend gave me one last gift before he died.

My Friend asked me about my EpiPen

"Why is there an EpiPen mounted on your wall?" My friend asked while visiting

"This is a memory to my best friend. We were eating dinner at a restaurant when after taking a few bites he suddenly grabbed his throat. He kept gasping for air and when he started turning blue I knew these were his last moments. With his remaining energy he reached into his bag, giving me this EpiPen as a last reminder of our friendship." I said tearfully

My friend died today...

He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever.

I bring my Epipen everywhere

It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died.

I have an epipen.

My best friend gave it to me with his dying breath. I'm not sure why it was so important, but he definitely wanted me to have it.

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I watched my friend die today

Before she died she gave me her epi-pen. I think it's an honour she wanted me to have it

Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen.

She replied: "Nay"

My friend died from a nut allergy

He gave me this thing called an epipen in his last moments. It was really important to him that I had it.

After my friend died from an allergic reaction to peanuts,

I went to his funeral. Everyone got upset when I put an Epipen on his tombstone.

So I explained:

"It's what he would have wanted"

An unusual present.

I was asked what's my most unusual possession was. A friend once gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

Epipen joke, An unusual present.

My friend gave me his epi-pen as he was dying

But I can't get it to sign my name to save my life either

My friend gave me an EpiPen as he was dying.

He must have *really* wanted me to have it.

My friend gave me an epipen

It must have been really important to him as he gave it to me before dying.

The last thing my friend gave me as they were dying

was an EpiPen.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me as he was dying, it must have been special.

My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments

He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house

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