Epipen Jokes
9 epipen jokes and hilarious epipen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about epipen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Epipen Jokes With Friends
Heartwarming Epipen Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good epipen joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen
I was having an allergic reaction.
I watched my friend die today...
Before she died she gave me her epi-pen, I think it's something she wanted me to remember her by
I was by my friends side when he died on a trail in the woods. With his last ounce of strength he reached out and put the necklace he wore everywhere in my hands. The look on his face was desperate and serious, he really wanted me to have it...
And that's why I wear this epipen around my neck.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
My Friend asked me about my EpiPen
"Why is there an EpiPen mounted on your wall?" My friend asked while visiting
"This is a memory to my best friend. We were eating dinner at a restaurant when after taking a few bites he suddenly grabbed his t**.... He kept gasping for air and when he started turning blue I knew these were his last moments. With his remaining energy he reached into his bag, giving me this EpiPen as a last reminder of our friendship." I said tearfully
My friend died today...
He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever.
Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen.
She replied: "Nay"
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
After my friend died from an allergic reaction to peanuts,
I went to his f**.... Everyone got upset when I put an Epipen on his tombstone.
So I explained:
"It's what he would have wanted"
My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments
He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house
Share These Epipen Jokes With Friends
