epipen Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious epipen puns

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

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My friend handed me a gift right before he passed away.

What the hell am I supposed to do with an EpiPen?

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The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen

I was having an allergic reaction.

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I have an EpiPen

A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

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I have an EpiPen

I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value.

A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it.

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My friend gave me one last gift before he died.

It was his EpiPen.

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My friend died today...

He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever.

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I bring my Epipen everywhere

It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died.

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I have an epipen.

My best friend gave it to me with his dying breath. I'm not sure why it was so important, but he definitely wanted me to have it.

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I have an EpiPen...

My buddy gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

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Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen.

She replied: "Nay"

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After my friend died from an allergic reaction to peanuts,

I went to his funeral. Everyone got upset when I put an Epipen on his tombstone.

So I explained:

"It's what he would have wanted"

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An unusual present.

I was asked what's my most unusual possession was. A friend once gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

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My friend died from a nut allergy

He gave me this thing called an epipen in his last moments. It was really important to him that I had it.

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My friend gave me an EpiPen as he was dying.

He must have *really* wanted me to have it.

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My friend gave me his epi-pen as he was dying

But I can't get it to sign my name to save my life either

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My friend gave me an epipen

It must have been really important to him as he gave it to me before dying.

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The last thing my friend gave me as they were dying

was an EpiPen.

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I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me as he was dying, it must have been special.

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This Epipen is very dear to me...

My friend seemed very keen I had it before he died

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My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments

He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house

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What are the most funny Epipen jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Epipen? Well, here are the best Epipen dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Epipen pick up lines to share with friends.

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