Epileptic Seizure Jokes

Funniest Epileptic Seizure Short Jokes

Short epileptic seizure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The epileptic seizure humour may include short epilepsy jokes also.

1. I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE salad.
   I peed
2. Did you hear about the epileptic midget opening a pizza shop? It's called Little Seizures.
3. I have a short friend who's epileptic and makes pizza for a living I call him Little Seizures
4. Why did the epileptic throw himself into the lettuce patch? He was making a seizure salad.
   ....I'll see myself out.
5. Why did the police chief assign the epileptic cop to K9 patrol? They made a perfect team. The K9 did the searches and the cop did the seizures!
6. An epileptic cop brakes up a drug ring in an underground night club. It was a search and seizure.
7. I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic. Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad.
8. Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? Because flashing gives them seizures.
9. What is it called when an epileptic police officer walks into a house with a warrant? Search and seizure!!!
10. The Society for Handling the Advancement of Knee-high Epileptics encourages you to attend the grand opening... of the grab-n-go pizza restaurant Little Seizures

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Epileptic Seizure One Liners

Which epileptic seizure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with epileptic seizure? I can suggest the ones about seizure and seize.

1. What is the preferred pizza for epileptic midgets? Little Seizures.
   (I am so sorry)
2. What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
3. What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad.
4. What did the epileptic vegetarian always have for dinner? Seizure salad...
5. What do you call a Roman dictator having an epileptic fit? Julius Seizure
6. I'm epileptic. My friend dumped a bunch of lettuce on me. I am now a seizure salad.
7. Why are epileptic chickens immediately killed? No one wants a chicken seizure salad...
8. What's an epileptic's favorite starter? Seizure salad.
9. Did you hear about the epileptic who played peek-a-boo? Now he seizure
   Now he don't
10. What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad.
11. I have an epileptic cousin. His name? Julius Seizure
12. What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad
13. Where to epileptics gamble? Seizures palace
14. What do you call a person from NY that is having an epileptic seizure ? A Harlem Shake.
15. What do you call an epileptic dwarf? Little Seizures

Epileptic Seizure Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about epileptic seizure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean earthquake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make epileptic seizure pranks.