Epidemic Jokes
27 epidemic jokes and hilarious epidemic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about epidemic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Epidemic Short Jokes
Short epidemic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The epidemic humour may include short outbreak jokes also.
- I asked my doctor when we could anticipate an end to the coronavirus epidemic He said I don't know. I'm not really into politics.
- Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic? I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.
- Today should be a holiday honoring all the truckers who have kept America going during the Covid epidemic. A big 10-4, if you will.
- Disney has announced that all future Marvel movies will have an all male cast. They are doing their part to combat the heroine epidemic.
- The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand..... Americans are becoming huge targets overseas
- Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on - I hope we don't get another animal to human epidemic All the crow people have been eating lately.
- Ÿøû know how I know that there is a widespread obesity epidemic in America? My tinder matches.
- Studies have shown an epidemic of bedbugs in hotels across the world. Experts believe the NSA is to blame because: "They bug everything".
- More than 1800 UK officers failed the police fitness test It's an epidemic of Tubby Bobbies.
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Epidemic One Liners
Which epidemic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with epidemic? I can suggest the ones about plague and viral.
- Have you heard about the malnutrition epidemic in Africa? Live, fast, die young.
- So the new meme is an epidemic Ah, the plague memes are spreading fast
- If we could make America communist for just a year We could squash our obesity epidemic
- It's weird how China has a Hepatitis B epidemic I thought it should've been Hepatitis A
- Bird flu epidemic or pun?
- There's a STD epidemic in Japan Pixeltitis. Everyone has it!!!
- Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic? The h**... gets abused.

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What funny jokes about epidemic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean contagious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make epidemic pranks.
I don't know what STD causes blurry g**......
But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it.
So I've heard there's a h**... epidemic among white teens...
I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems
As an Asian-American, I always felt left out...
But with the current o**... epidemic, I feel right at home.
School shootings in the U.S. have only increased in frequency in the past few years
Between the increased interest in photography class and the h**... epidemic, I've lost enough friends
I heard there's a new epidemic spreading that makes men's p**... utter random swear words.
It's a d**... cussing illness.
