Epic Jokes
55 epic jokes and hilarious epic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about epic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Epic Short Jokes
Short epic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The epic humour may include short heroic jokes also.
- Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump. But I guess comparing apples to orange is unfair.
- All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
- People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks.
- Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together. Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count.
- When Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's new war time epic.. "No thanks I've done Kirk"
- When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail
- Some random guy told me that if I gave him my Epic username and password, he'd get me 1,337,420 vbucks. I did, and for some reason I can't log on to my account. Can anyone help me?
- When you think about it Elon Musk firing that Tesla towards mars is the most epic mike drop in human history thus far. It still hasn't landed.
- I once watched an old epic-historical romance film about a couple, but I can't find it... I guess it's gone with the wind...
- Developers with New Game Ideas "Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"
Where do I have to travel to play this game?
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Epic One Liners
Which epic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with epic? I can suggest the ones about legendary and unreal.
- I was on a date with a girl that works at Epic Games... She was unreal.
- This one time, people completely overused a word and ruined it forever. It was epic.
- What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
- Did you hear the one about Gilgamesh? It was epic.
- I took a picture of the 5th letter of the alphabet today Epic
- This was the epic top comment on my Joke. " there doesn't seem to be anything here "
- What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution? Tsar Wars
- Me to my friend : I am happy everyone doesn't have cancer. Epic games : Hold my beer
- Epic skateboarding fails 2015
- Epic camping trip last weekend!! It was in tents.
- Epics games Where games are epic
- 2,560,147,913 m/s is epic.
- This epic social network called Vent allows you to anonymously Vent
- My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail.
- Epic Cooler Prank Best prank ever *must watch*
Most Epic Jokes
Here is a list of funny most epic jokes and even better most epic puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm hiring a group of time travellers to come on an epic mission to fight crime across the 4th dimension. If you're interested, interview was yesterday
- Harley Morenstein has teamed up with a top Hollywood producer to create an Epic Meal Time spin off... Introducing... Harvey Weinstein, in... Epic Feel time!
- What would be the most epic celebrity game show episode ever? Stephen Hawking on Hole in the Wall.
- Man: bacon. Other man: le epic style remember to like comment, subscribe, and follow me on TWATch
- Epic fact: Everything that happens in Germany is depressing.
- The average person has s**... 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
- You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent p**....
- Nan 'n' Fran **Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
**Fran:** Its scales.
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*^From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel: ^101 ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes* - The average man has s**... about 90 times a year. My next three weeks will be epic!
- Right before I die, i'm going to s**... a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic.
Ridiculous Epic Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about epic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean majestic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make epic pranks.
I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
Two martial artists...
...are arguing over who would win a fight between a skilled swordsman carrying a broadsword and a master wielder of an épée. They agree that the only way to settle the argument is actually to fight one another, each using one of the two weapons. An epic battle ensues and then, the two swordsmen feinted.
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold.
A Passersby pulled him from the wreckage and revived him.
He began an Epic struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he had calmed down, they asked him why he had struggled so.
He said, a bit sheepishly, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of this huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign."
The City Slicker and The Farmer
**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.
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^*From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
Even the first puns ever were corny
The first pun ever recorded is in the Epic of Gilgamesh. It states that the heavens will drop kibtu which stands for corn. But kibtu was a pun for kibittu which means misery. I guess even the first puns were corny...
Epicurean One-Liner
The death row inmate eats burgers and fries.
