enzyme Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious enzyme puns

I wish I was a helicase enzyme...

...because then I could unzip your genes


How are teenage boys and the enzyme helicase similar?

They both want to unzip your genes


How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes!

credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)


How do you make a protein?

You link amino acids together.

How do you make an enzyme?

You wrap proteins together.

How do you make a hormone?

You give me your mother for an hour.


No chemistry

An enzyme asks a tall, cool glass of milk out on a date. The enzyme takes the milk out to a fancy steakhouse and later to an ice cream shop for dessert. At the end of the night, the enzyme asks, "So, you wanna come up to my place for some coffee?" The milk says, "Sorry, this isn't what I'm looking for. I gouda go," and leaves. The enzyme curses under his breath, "Spoiled bitch."


If I were a DJ, my name would be DJ Enzyme

Because I'm always breaking it down.


What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't make an en-zyme but you can make a hor-mone.


What does a teenage boy have in common with the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes.

^Credit ^to ^Hank ^Green


Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.

Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.


How do you make an enzyme dance?

Yell "break it down!"


Was your Daddy an enzyme?

Because you're certainly a fuckfase.


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