Enzyme Jokes

What are some Enzyme jokes?

I wish I was a helicase enzyme...

...because then I could unzip your genes

How are teenage boys and the enzyme helicase similar?

They both want to unzip your genes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes!



credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

In the early 1970s, researchers discovered...

...that a certain enzyme in a specific breed of seagull chicks granted dolphins that ate them a dramatically increased lifespan. Hoping that this could be made viable for humans, they started extensive testing. Unfortunately, the breed of gulls wasn't native to the area around their laboratory.

They sent a research assistant up the coast to gather additional specimens. On his way back with a truckload of the tiny birds, he accidentally struck a cougar in the road. Unfortunately for him, it was (at the time) the state animal, and harming one was a felony.

The poor guy was charged with transporting young gulls across a state lion for immortal porpoises.

How do you make a protein?

You link amino acids together.

How do you make an enzyme?

You wrap proteins together.

How do you make a hormone?

You give me your mother for an hour.

If I were a DJ, my name would be DJ Enzyme

Because I'm always breaking it down.

What does a teenage boy have in common with the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes.

^Credit ^to ^Hank ^Green

Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.

Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.

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