Envy Jokes
10 envy jokes and hilarious envy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about envy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious collection of envy jokes to share with your friends! Get ready to launch into some laughs about being green with envy, and why sometimes it pays to be the bravest one in the room. You'll be lolz-ing in admiration of how clever some of these jokes are!
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Playful Envy Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good envy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why is Mando the envy of all the street racers?
He has the beskar around.
Sometimes I envy Julius Caesar...
He died surrounded by all of his friends.
What did the math book say to the literature book?
I envy you, you're so full of stories and I'll I've got is problems
US democracy is the envy of the world...
It is the greatest that money can buy.
You know why I envy the garbage?
Because it goes out way more then me.
Sigmund Freud walks into a bar
Sits down and orders a banana daiquiri and a hotdog. He looks over to the stage and Mozart comes out and starts going crazy on a keyboard. Freud downs his drink, flips a few tables and runs out angrily. Mozart looks at the barman and asks, "What was that about?" The barman replies. "Pianist envy."
What an outstanding result in p**... training!
An envy pee.
(like an MVP, get it..OK I go away now)
Why are all the people I meet named Emerald mean?
Because they're filled green with envy.
Peanut butter was chatting with jelly
I envy you, said the jelly.
Why? said the peanut butter.
I don't know, I guess I'm just the jellous type
I envy genderqueer people.
They can use any restroom.
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