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33 environmentalist jokes and hilarious environmentalist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about environmentalist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Environmentalist Short Jokes

Short environmentalist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The environmentalist humour may include short environmentally friendly jokes also.

  1. An environmentalist friend of mine told me I should buy organic because it's sustainable I looked at my bank account, and I really disagree.
  2. My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea
  3. What condition did the environmentalist wake up with every day after a local forest fire? Mourning Wood...
  4. Who is the world's most avid environmentalist? Mrs. Hawking
    She planted trees, picked up litter, and married a vegetable.
  5. Environmentalist Dilemma Biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom:
    'Should I save water or save paper?'
  6. Did you hear they figured out how to make an environmentalist dance? They used an Al Gore rhythm.
  7. As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant
  8. What is the difference between a schoolyard bully and an environmentalist? Nothing. They both want to increase attacks on minors.
  9. Due to growing environmentalist concerns, Germany and Austria decided to limit the amount of ores and minerals they were extracting from the ground. They said, "Mine fewer!"
  10. What did one environmentalist say to the other? I don't know, I'm just trying to make conservation.

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Environmentalist One Liners

Which environmentalist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with environmentalist? I can suggest the ones about green minded and activist.

  1. We should make an island for environmentalist... We could call it. Mad at gas car
  2. What food does an environmentalist hate? Baked Alaska
  3. Why do environmentalists love this sub? Reword, Repost, Recycle!
  4. How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows.
  5. What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? The recycle bin.
  6. You want my impression of a child environmentalist How dare you
  7. What's green and croaks? A dying environmentalist.
  8. Why do environmentalists iron their clothes? To decrease the material being used
  9. What is an environmentalist's spirit animal? The pork-a-pine.
  10. Why do environmentalists love seeing SJW's riding bikes? Because it's REEEEE-cycling!
  11. What's black and white and green all over? A black environmentalist.
  12. Autistic people are the best environmentalists because they reeeeeeeeecycle.
  13. So many environmentalists Are very eco centric.
  14. What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail? 'Collared Greens'

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about environmentalist can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of environmentalist puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about environmentalist you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean humanitarian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make environmentalist prank.

A lawyer, an environmentalist and a teacher were going the bathroom.

The lawyer gets done, washes his hands and uses the entire roll of tissue paper to wipe his hands. "I was taught to be thorough.", he said.
The environmentalist washes his hands and uses his own kerchief to wipe his hands. "I was taught to be environment friendly.", he said.
The teacher walks out without washing his hands. "I was taught not to p**... on my hands.", he says.

An environmentalist was giving a speech and told his audience that if we continue on our present course all life on earth will be gone in 50 years

A member of the audience jumped to his feet and cried out in panic, "What? What did you say?!"
The environmentalist solemnly repeated, "I said if we continue the way we are that every man, woman, and child on earth will be gone in fifty years."
The man sat down in relief and said, "Oh, thank God. I thought you said *fifteen* years."

Environmentalist joke, What is an environmentalist's spirit animal?

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