Environmentalism Jokes
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- Girls who talks about girls' problems are great. But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.
- Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet. Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.
- Redditors are very environmentally aware More than half the content on the front page is recycled
- Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.
- The other day I took a dump, then did some drugs, then went for a bike ride. Then I saw an environmental poster that said "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" - so I did it all over again.
- This earth day I decided I would become more environmentally concious So I'm starting to recycle jokes
- What do environmentally friendly mathematicians use to make a fire? Natural Logs
Just though of this sitting in class, please don't hurt me - On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics... On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics, even the pools are going green.
- If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... Then Scott Pruitt's environmental plan is working.
- I've heard all the environmental activists' arguments for banning plastic products... and they're really just grasping at straws.
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Environmentalism One Liners
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- This sub is extremely environmentally friendly It only uses recycled jokes
- What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican? A green bean.
- What do you call someone who's obsessively environmentally friendly? An Eco-Maniac
- My friend is so environmentally concerned she's started recycling throwaway comments.
- I'm an environmental hipster I believed in global warming before it was co... nevermind.
- What do you call anti-environmental music? Plastic Rap
- Which is the most environmentally friendly vegetable? Green peas.
- Jesus was very environmentally friendly He ran on water.
- What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist.
- What do mathematics and environmental beat mixers have in common? Al Gore rythyms
Environmentalism Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about environmentalism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make environmentalism pranks.
Eleven year old’s environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution:
"When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."
Once upon a time, in a far away land, a beautiful independent, confident princess met a frog, while sitting and considering the environmental issues of the world, at the side of an infected lake, in a very green meadow, near her castle.
The frog jumped on princess’ knees and said: "My sweet lady, once I was a handsome prince, until an evil witch cursed me.
I f you kiss me, however, I will become again that graceful prince I once was.
Then, my sweety, we will get married and we will live in your castle, and you will cook for me, you will wash my clothes, and you will give birth to my childre and you will feel so happy and graceful for being able to do all these things forever!"
That night, the princess enjoying her nice cooked frog legs, she chuckled inside and thought: "...and then he woke up."
The man that desired to understand women
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man thought for a while, and said, "I want a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges and environmental consequences that kind of undertaking would create. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel would take over thousands of miles! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing!", and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four?"
EPA members turn to prayer
After successfully cutting ties to science, the EPA is now turning to prayer, seeking new answers to today's environmental issues
Crows in Boston are dying
The city of Boston has a problem with crows. They are dying by the thousands and the roadways are littered with the carcasses. The problem is only getting worse. Massachusetts' Dept. of Environmental Protection just completed a study of the problem. The crows are being killed when they are struck by trucks, but they manage to avoid being hit by passenger cars. Since crows are scavengers they eat roadkill and are often in large groups on the roads. Being social animals, they are somewhat organized and one or two birds always serve as lookouts to warn the others of danger. The MDEP found that the problem is that although all the Bostonian crows can call out "cah!" none of them can call out "truck!"
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If you have two cows,
Socialism: The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor
Communism: You give them to the government and the government gives you some milk
Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk
New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain
n**...: The government shoots you and keeps the cows
Capitalism: You sell one and buy a bull. Then put both of them in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.
Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them
Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned
Binaryism: You have 10 cows
African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns.
To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical.
The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious...
...because their Starkiller base was solar powered.
Did you know Rick Grimes is an environmental activist?
He's trying to save the reefs, because he wants to protect coral.
My cousin Fredrik is an environmental conservationist is Norway but he doesn't like to talk about it.
He's a man of fjords
As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly.
We're starting with deodorant
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The White House Announced A New Environmental Initiative This Morning
They will now recycle the same b**... everyday instead of buying it fresh.
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The k**... is a great supporter of environmentalism.
They are all about keeping the arctic white.
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Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using h**... as a feed source for cattle.
The steaks have never been higher.
I'm very environmentally conscious when it comes to women...
I reduce, reuse, and recycle.
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EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.
After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from Frank Gaybeau's c**... induced, hotel filled, 5 figure by the hour e**... stuffed full on satanic o**... fest.
I'm getting my BS in Environmental Engineering and I need a good engineering pun. Do you have any?
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What dies in Thailand after swallowing 80 plastic bags...
an environmentally friendly h**....
The online angling community is much better environmentally...
At least it is more efishent.
Did you know that non vaxxed kids had super abilities?
Their bodies are way more sensible to environmental exposure, and they can hear a sneeze from miles away.
How would you write I changed a light bulb on your resume?
Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
How many resumé writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one:
Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns, and zero safety incidents, increasing workplace safety and productivity.
A man dies and goes to heaven…
St. Pete says Welcome to heaven. Any questions?
The man says Yes. God is supposed to be all knowing, all powerful, and benevolent. Frankly, most people are miserable. There is war, disease, poverty, environmental disaster, genocide, all that. What's going on?
St. Pete turns to Gabriel Are these people still running release 0.9.1?