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Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.
But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.
An environmentalist was giving a speech and told his audience that if we continue on our present course all life on earth will be gone in 50 years
A member of the audience jumped to his feet and cried out in panic, "What? What did you say?!"
The environmentalist solemnly repeated, "I said if we continue the way we are that every man, woman, and child on earth will be gone in fifty years."
The man sat down in relief and said, "Oh, thank God. I thought you said *fifteen* years."
How would you write I changed a light bulb on your resume?
Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using h**... as a feed source for cattle.
The steaks have never been higher.
An environmentalist friend of mine told me I should buy organic because it's sustainable
I looked at my bank account, and I really disagree.
The other day I took a dump, then did some drugs, then went for a bike ride.
Then I saw an environmental poster that said "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" - so I did it all over again.
What do environmentally friendly mathematicians use to make a fire?
Natural Logs
Just though of this sitting in class, please don't hurt me
What is the most environmentally friendly game company?
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
Why do environmentalists love this sub?
Reword, Repost, Recycle!
How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it...
Then Scott Pruitt's environmental plan is working.
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I'm an environmental hipster
I believed in global warming before it was co... nevermind.
I've heard all the environmental activists' arguments for banning plastic products...
and they're really just grasping at straws.
My worklog: Changed a lightbulb
My manager's worklog: single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
Did you know that non vaxxed kids had super abilities?
Their bodies are way more sensible to environmental exposure, and they can hear a sneeze from miles away.
African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns.
To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical.
The White House Announced A New Environmental Initiative This Morning
They will now recycle the same b**... everyday instead of buying it fresh.
Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?
To decrease the material being used
Which is the most environmentally friendly vegetable?
Green peas.
I'm very environmentally conscious when it comes to women...
I reduce, reuse, and recycle.
Environmentalist Dilemma
Biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom:
'Should I save water or save paper?'
As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly.
We're starting with deodorant
EPA members turn to prayer
After successfully cutting ties to science, the EPA is now turning to prayer, seeking new answers to today's environmental issues
Why do environmentalists love seeing SJW's riding bikes?
Because it's REEEEE-cycling!
What did one environmentalist say to the other?
I don't know, I'm just trying to make conservation.
I'm getting my BS in Environmental Engineering and I need a good engineering pun. Do you have any?
Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's
To suffocate your children
My cousin Fredrik is an environmental conservationist is Norway but he doesn't like to talk about it.
He's a man of fjords
Did you know Rick Grimes is an environmental activist?
He's trying to save the reefs, because he wants to protect coral.
