Ents Jokes

Funniest Ents Short Jokes

Short ents jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ents humour may include short ques jokes also.

1. How to anger lord of the rings fans? When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!"
2. Did you hear about the results of the recent Ent election? The alder statesman will remain at the elm, despite losing the poplar vote.
3. There were a group of Ents who did join Sauron. After the War of the Ring, they were tried for treeson.
4. This doctor is so lucky An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
   gifted him a silver ear.
   Thanking the faculty the professor said: Thank god I am not a gynecologist.
5. Did you hear about the coniferous Ent who carried the entire E Street Band to a 13 year old Make A Wish kid? It's all over the newspapers – "SPRUCE BRINGS TEEN CONCERT"
6. I met a man in the woods He explained that he wanted to tell similar trees apart by stamping unique numbers on each one.
   
   But I had no use for his nonce ents.
7. How did the residents of Fangorn Forest develop their website? With some good old fashioned data ent-tree of course!
8. What do you call a Tolkien tree creature that bears a certain type of fall fruit? I don't know either, but it should be A Pear Ent.
9. What do you call a restless tree with nothing to say? No calm ent...
10. What do you call a productive fish? E-fish-ent

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Ents One Liners

Which ents one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ents? I can suggest the ones about commie and cont.

1. What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush.
2. What happens when two Ents meet an Ent-wife? A tree-way
3. I'm not excel-ent in my job but at least .. I know my sheet.
4. What do you call a robot that's good at fishing? E-fish-ent!
5. What do you call an army of baby Ents? Infantree.
6. What are Entities? They are how you tell girl Ents from boy Ents.
7. Why is it a bad idea to mess with ents? They'll call the copse.
8. What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad? Treason
9. What do you call it when an Ent gets nervious? Weak in the trees.
10. If Excel had a record label.... It would be Excel ENT.
    I'll see myself out.
11. What do you call a group of cool trees trying to get an education? Stud Ents
12. How i feel about the frosting on a tree shaped cake... Ent-icing
13. What were the ents charged with when they ran away from the loggers? Axe Evasion.
14. What'd the hobbit say when the trees started to dance? That's ENT-ertainment!
15. What does an Ent want? A bad birch.

Giggle-Inducing Ents Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about ents you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean summary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ents pranks.