Entry Level Jokes
18 entry level jokes and hilarious entry level puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about entry level that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Entry Level Short Jokes
Short entry level jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The entry level humour may include short top level jokes also.
- I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience!!!! That surprised me, i thought it was an entry level position. :(
- Getting a job right out of college... ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING:
Hiring recent college grads.
REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and super powers. - I don't know why millenials always complain about the job market after college In the 15 years since I graduates I've held 5 entry level positions with every promotion.
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Entry Level One Liners
Which entry level one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with entry level? I can suggest the ones about entrance and front lines.
- It's a real-shame I failed my entry-level idiom class I came close, but no sugar.
- I was watching a video of some entry level iron workers. It's riveting.
- Entry level job ad Minimum 8 years of experience
- The biggest problem with prostitution as a career path... All the jobs are entry level
Humorous Entry Level Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about entry level you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean novice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make entry level pranks.
Entry level position available!
3 years forklift experience required
5 years general labour required
Class 5 drivers license required
2 years kitchen experience required
4 years retail services required
2 years hospitality services required
4 years janitorial services required
3 years business degree preferred
5 years relevant experience required
$11 an hour to start(with 20¢ raise for every year of employment)
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That's it. The joke is the current hiring system of the world.
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They said 9/11 was an inside job, but that would never happen again in this day and age.
They would probably want a minimum of 10 years of experience in s**... b**... for an entry level position.
"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."
"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old
The experience of a 40-year old
The ambition of a 30-year old
The energy of a 20-year old
And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."
Looking for a relationship is like finding a new job...
People are way more interested when you already have one already and want 5+ years experience with a laundry list of impossible qualifications for an entry level position.
Four guys were golfing when one gets a phone call and walks away
The other three guys start talking about how successful their sons have been. The first guy explains how his son started as an entry level stock broker, but now owns his own wealth management firm. The last time he got a friend a gift, he gave him a half-million dollar investment portfolio. The second guy then brags about his son. My son is so successful, he started out as a used car salesman but now owns his own dealership. He recently gave a friend a brand new Bentley as a birthday gift. The third guy, not to be outdone, says that his son started as a carpenter but now owns a construction company. The last gift he gave a friend was a brand new house. At this point, the fourth guy returns from his call. The other gentleman ask about his son, to which he replies "Well, I'm not too pleased with my son right now. He has been unemployed for the last year and a half, and he recently told me he is gay." As the other men look at him in horror, he continues "But he must be really good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends gave him a huge stock portfolio, and new luxury car, and a brand new house."
Sawing Wood
So a gentleman walks into a Sears store to buy a saw. The store employee recommends to the customer a smal entry level chainsaw insisting that it will make the man's job much easier. The customer is reluctant at first but upon being assured that anyone can use a chainsaw he decides to make the purchase. So he took his new saw home and started cutting wood. But it took forever and was much slower than his trusty old hand saw. Irate, the man took his saw back to the store to complain to the employee about how bad it was. The employee checks the saw out briefly, sets it down and starts it right up. The customer was flabbergasted. "You mean it turns on and makes noise!"
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A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position.
His prospective boss asked, "Are you a s**...?"
"Not even a little," said the young man.
"How about alcoholic beverages?"
"Never touch 'em," he replied.
The boss smiled and asked, "So you spend a lot of time with girls?"
The applicant said, "No, not really."
"So you don't have any vices?"
"Well, I do have one," he admitted.
"And what would that be?" the boss asked.
"I tell lies."