Entirety Jokes
7 entirety jokes and hilarious entirety puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about entirety that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Entirety Jokes With Friends
Share Hilarious Entirety Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good entirety joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven
A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
Chuck Norris can recite the entirety of pi.
Backwards.
I hacked the recipe computers
at the Campbell's Soup Company. Do you want me to post them in their entirety,
Or just the condensed version.
Why is Mt. Everest better than the entirety of Earth?
Earth only goes downhill from there.
An anti vaxxer dies...
An anti vaxxer died, and to her surprise found herself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told her he would be happy to answer any questions the woman might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time. So of course the woman said - "Was I right? Are vaccines a huge conspiracy after all?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The woman shook her head in disbelief, shaken to her very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Two villages in Thailand cannot find a way to settle their differences.
They arrange to meet on the battle field the following day to finish it once and for all.
The next morning, hundreds of villagers from each settlement line up facing each other, ready for war.
They both send a single monk, fully dressed in hooded robes to the middle of the field. They begin to fight, one on one, **to the death**.
Confused, a young villager asks his father why the villages are not facing off in their entirety.
"Ah, my son, when the Catholics come here long ago, they teach us one thing", his father begins, "to win battle, you must fight friar with friar".
A comedian does a show in the Alzheimer's wing of a nursing home.
A comedian does a show in the Alzheimer's wing of a nursing home. He tells the first joke and is met with roaring laughter. He thinks to himself "I wonder if I can get away with telling the same joke again." He tells the joke a second time and is again met with lots of laughs. He repeats this joke for the entirety of his 45 minute set. During his performance, he notices a gentleman in the back just nodding and smirking. After the comedian leaves the stage, the man approaches him and says "That was quite the show." The comedian replies "Thanks. I'm glad you liked it." The man then says "I have one question for you: how do you remember all that?"
Share These Entirety Jokes With Friends