That's it. That's the entire fucking joke.
If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
The marine says, "I once killed 50 enemy combatants with a single belt of my M249." The Navy SEAL says, "I wiped out an entire enemy compound with my K-Bar." The two look at the Delta Force and expect him to pipe up, but he just stares at the fire, stirring the coals with his penis.
That means the entire country went black and successfully went back.
at the bar the other night when the bar tender yelled out "Does anyone here know CPR?" I was feeling pretty good so i yelled back "I do, in fact i know the whole alphabet!" Everybody in the entire bar laughed..........except for one guy.
... and stays there my entire childhood.
and never comes back for my entire childhood.
Where are you dad?
and the waitress screamed..."Anyone know CPR?!"
I said, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"
Everyone laughed...except this *one* guy.
She could not take it any longer.
You could say it really reflects who I am.
I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family
My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me.
I can't wait to see them all.
the entire story is the sub-plot.
Or without porn, on 54 DVDs.
I just think marathons are *way* too much running
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
I was really into it, but she totally killed the mood by shouting her age the entire time
The police is looking for a gang of hardened criminals
...his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand.
He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
Upon hearing this The President says, "Oh my God!" and he buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports.
Just then, Bush looked up and said, "How many is a Brazilian??"
...What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
and it's still not over.
But I was afraid that I would fall of my bike on my way home and break the bottle, so I drank the entire bottle before I went home. Which ended up being a good thing since I fell of my bike 7 times on my way home
Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping.
They say that gambling is wrong, but they bet their entire life on there being a heaven.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages.
They're calling it 'Islam'.
Doctor: So how did this happen?
Woman: I don't know, I mean I didn't get them from the store as usual, I saw a special deal on eBay, a hundred boxes for $1!
Doctor: A hundred boxes for $1? Didn't that sound suspiciously cheap to you?
Woman: Well I thought that too, so I checked the entire listing and it said plain and clear
One hundred boxes of tampons for $1...
...no strings attached!
One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.
Go for the juggler.
Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
A farmer wrote a letter to his son in jail for robbing a bank
This year, I can't plant potatoes because you are not here to plow the field."
The son wrote back, Papa, don't dare plow the field That is where I hid the money I stole.
The police intercepted the letter and by the next day they'd dug up the entire field but found nothing. The son wrote to his father, Now you can plant your potatoes.
how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?
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