Enthusiastic Jokes
32 enthusiastic jokes and hilarious enthusiastic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about enthusiastic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Enthusiastic Short Jokes
Short enthusiastic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The enthusiastic humour may include short passionate jokes also.
- Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead.
>Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing. - YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE! An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd.
- What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
- I made a homeless girl happy yesterday when I asked if I could take her home. She got less enthusiastic when I walked away with her box.
- An atheist, a vegan, and a cross fit enthusiast walk into a bar. And everyone knows because he won't shut up about it.
- An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."
- I decided to teach karate to my neighbors kid He was enthusiastic for the first two days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences
- How do winter solstice enthusiasts stay entertained during the long night? They gather around a bonfire and swap stories of winter magic.
- A bus full of elvis enthusiasts has crashed on their way to an Elvis convention. Witnesses say no one was injured but they're all shook up.
- What was the name of the political committee that worked to protect the rights of wine enthusiasts? The Bacchus Caucus
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Enthusiastic One Liners
Which enthusiastic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with enthusiastic? I can suggest the ones about eager and ecstatic.
- Why do masochists cook with gas? Because they're pro-pain enthusiasts.
- Church A very enthusiastic book club.
- What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common? Biking
- At first, I was merely a stock trading enthusiast… …but now I'm fully invested.
- What do German car enthusiasts say in Texas? Audi
- What do you call a boomerang enthusiast convention? A meet and yeet
- How do car enthusiasts refer to their children? Same make, different model.
- What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress? I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
- How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers? With relish
- What type of customer is Target's worst nightmare? Expert marksmen/gun enthusiasts.
- what idiot called it a moon enthusiast and not a lunatic
- What do you call a house where a bear hunting enthusiast lives A trap house
- How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes? Bike-curious
- On a scale of 1-10 how enthusiastically did Mitsubishi observe Pearl Harbor day? Zero
- What do you call a buff tree enthusiast? Meaty oaker.
Cheerful Fun Enthusiastic Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about enthusiastic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean excited jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make enthusiastic pranks.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel.
They were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories when the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off.
''Because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
Two old men are sitting in the lounge chatting.
The one says, You should try the restaurant my wife and I went to last night. Pricey but well worth the money.
Oh, what's it called? asks the other man enthusiastically.
His friend thinks for a minute, Uhm…I…er…
Obviously having a senior moment he says, What's that flower, you know, war named after it, given out on Valentine's day?
The other man says, You mean the rose?
His friend lets out a gleeful, Yes! That's it, a rose!
He then turns in the chair and calls to his wife, Rose! What's the name of that place we ate at last night?
A guy applies for a job with the Chicago Police Department
He has an impressive resume, gives the best answers to the interview questions, and is very enthusiastic about the job.
"Your qualifications are impressive" says the police chief. "Here's the final test. Take this gun, go out, and shoot ten black guys and a clown?"
The man asks, "why the clown?"
The police chief replies, "Fantastic attitude, you're hired!"
Two old men are sitting in the lounge chatting.
The one says, You should try the restaurant my wife and I went to last night. Pricey but well worth the money.
Oh, what's it called? asks the other man enthusiastically.
His friend thinks for a minute, Uhm…I…er…
Obviously having a senior moment he says, What's that flower, you know, war named after it, given out on Valentine's day?
The other man says, You mean the rose?
His friend lets out a gleeful, Yes! That's it, a rose!
He then turns in the chair and calls to his wife, Rose! What's the name of that place we ate at last night?
The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice
His new apprentice was willing to work long, hard hours.
One day he instructed the boy, When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.
The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he's the new village blacksmith.
What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?
o**... Enthusiastic
A picture worth millions
A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, "Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. And I think she could be right."
Paul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you & your secretary."
A man goes on a business trip to Japan. The night before his big meeting, he hires a p**....
He really seems to be having a good time, because as they do their thing, she keeps enthusiastically saying things in Japanese over and over again.
The next day, he invites the Japanese businessmen out for a game of golf after their meeting. After a nice hole-in-one, he decides to try out a phrase his p**... used the other night to express his excitement. One of the businessmen turns to him and says, "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
Whatever you do, don't tell this joke to a math person; they will just make you upset
Bill is a giant nerd, and he knows that he isn't perceived as cool; in fact, lots of people call him a square. So, in an effort to be cool, he finds some cool guys and decides to go do everything he can with them.
They say, "Hey Bill, we're going to the bar. Want to come?"
He says, "Sure," and comes to the bar. They all order shots and beers. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he orders shots and beers, and they all have a great time.
Next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a club. Bill comes along with them. They all start grinding on women and ordering tons of booze. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he does the same and has a good time.
The next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a football game. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he comes along. The guys are all cheering for their team enthusiastically, but Bill just sits quietly in his seat. Finally one of the guys says, "Bill, this isn't like you. Everything else we've done, you've joined in happily. Why won't you root for the team with us?"
Bill replies, "Well, I don't want to be a square. And rooting? Rooting is for squares."
A man was interviewing for a position with the CIA (Part 1)
He turns up to the interview and there are two other guys.
The first guy gets taken in for an interview and is asked: Who killed Jesus Christ? He replies "The Jews".
The second guy gets taken in and is asked the same thing, to which he replies "The Romans".
The third guy (our guy) gets taken in and when asked the same question he replies "Hmm, I'll have to go home and think about that for a while".
When he got home, his wife asked how he went and he replied enthusiastically "It went really well, I've been assigned a case already!"
