Enthused Jokes
6 enthused jokes and hilarious enthused puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about enthused that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Enthused Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good enthused joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar...
Oh, they already told you about it too?
A blonde and a brunette are taking a break
The brunette pulls out a thermos and starts to sip coffee while eating her lunch. The blonde asks what's up with the funny looking flask. "It's a thermos flask, it keeps hot beverages hot, and cold beverages cold!" the blonde is enthused, and decides right away to get one herself.
The next day the blonde walks in the breakroom with a brand new thermos and shows it to the brunette. "Oh," the brunette remarks, "What do you have in there?"
"Two coffee and an ice cream!"
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Football
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. Can you tackle? asked the coach. Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run s**... into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. Wow, said the coach. I'm impressed. Can you run? Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, If I can s**... it, I can probably pass it.
Hot wings
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What's the special tonight?" he asks the bartender. "Hot wings! Because everyone loves hot wings," the bartender enthuses. "Seriously, can you name anyone that doesn't love hot wings?" "Icarus," the guy replies.
I introduced my girlfriend to my family today...
My wife was less than enthused.
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The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team.
"Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run s**... into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can s**... it, I can probably pass it."
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