Entertainment Jokes
50 entertainment jokes and hilarious entertainment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about entertainment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article provides a collection of comedic jokes related to entertainment and amusements. Learn the joke series to enliven your interactions at your next flagship entertainment speech! Get ready to add some humor to your next gathering with this compilation of jokes.
Funniest Entertainment Short Jokes
Short entertainment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The entertainment humour may include short amusement jokes also.
- Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right.
- I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
- I went to a party and all the party games were dreadful, they resorted to the Limbo for entertainment Like seriously, how low can you go?
- My favourite thing to do after a long day at work is sit down and take off all my clothes. It makes my train journey more entertaining.
- I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet... None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either.
- How do winter solstice enthusiasts stay entertained during the long night? They gather around a bonfire and swap stories of winter magic.
- How do you entertain a blind kid? Give them a sheet of sandpaper and tell them it's a find a word game
- Who says Fyre Festival was a failure? Instead of entertaining thousands of people it entertained millions.
- There was a time when people where entertained by men like Jonny Cash and Bob Hope Nowadays, we have no Cash and no Hope.
- My daughter's got an interview for a job working in the adult entertainment industry today… I hope she blows it…
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Entertainment One Liners
Which entertainment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with entertainment? I can suggest the ones about recreation and comedy.
- My Bill Cosby impression isn't that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.
- What kind of entertainment do cows like? Moo-sicals 🤣🤣🤣
- Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*
- At a renaissance fair, a Royal Entertainer held a door open for me. It was a nice jester.
- What does a pirate do for entertainment? Whatever floats his boat.
- How do chickens keep each other entertained? They tell bok bok jokes.
- How do you keep people who ride 4-wheelers entertained? A TV
- Where do computer engineers like to go for entertainment? The circuits!
- Why is digging a hole not a good way to entertain yourself? Because it's boring.
- I remember when a YouTuber's main aim was to entertain Now they're all diss-track-ted
- What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies
- What do you call a Sikh entertainer? Dan Singh.
- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
- How does Dwight Schrute keep himself entertained on the farm? Beet boxing.
- What'd the hobbit say when the trees started to dance? That's ENT-ertainment!
Quirky and Hilarious Entertainment Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about entertainment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean most entertaining jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make entertainment pranks.
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A barbarian s**... in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter
They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to o**... s**... only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.
Eventually, though, he was gladiator.
The Entertainment
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer were having a drink after work
As they drank, the conversation turned to God. Obviously, he was an engineer! But what sort of engineer?
The mechanical engineer brought up the perfection of the human joints and musculature. Surely that proved God was a mechanical engineer!
The electrical engineer responded that, without the brains and nerves, those muscles and joints would be useless. God must be an electrical engineer!
The civil engineer just looked at the two of them and shook his head. "Who else but a civil engineer would put the sewer outflow right in the middle of the entertainment district?"
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One day, these parents wanted to find out what their Son was going to be when he grew up,
So they put a $100 bill, a bible and a whiskey bottle on a table.
If he picked up the $100 bill, it means that he was going to be a businessman, if he picked up the whiskey bottle, it means that he was going to be in the entertainment industry, and if he picked up the bible, it means that he was going to be a pastor.
The child came in and picked up the bible, his Mother smiled.
Then he picked up the whiskey bottle and took a swig of it then proceeded to pocket the $100 bill and left.
Well I'll be d**... the father said
He's going to become a politician.
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In a knife fight with street entertainers
I always go straight for the juggler.
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Happy Birthday Henry
Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a h**... to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says "HI, I'm Susie, and I'm here to give you super s**...."
Henry looks her over, thinks for a minute, and says "Eh, I'll take the soup."
For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.
Man, horses must really hate us.
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Daddy's gonna eat your fingers.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this", and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
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Thor was bored with life on Asgard and one day decided travel to earth to entertain himself.
Whilst here he happened upon a beautiful maiden and the pair hooked up that evening and made love all night, with Thor slipping out in the early hours.
Back in Asgard Thor felt bad for the fair lady about slipping away never too be seen again and thought he at least owed it to her to explain things - so he made his way back to earth to find her.
He bumps into her again. "Hi' he states 'I think I should explain - I'm Thor"
"*I'm Thor"?!* The lady retorted, "I can hardly thit down!"
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As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed
At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong honey?"
"Daddy, where's my booger?"
Bubba n' Buford
Bubba n' Buford were sittin' on their porch one afternoon drinkin' beer n' bein' entertained by the bug zapper when this semi haulin' sod comes over the hill n' passes in front of their trailer. Bubba declares, "When we get rich I'm gonna do that!". Buford, asks "Do what?". Bubba looks at Buford like he's a idiot n' says, "Well duh, send our grass out to get it cut like them folks!".
"No forced entry,"
the detective mused. "That means it could only be .... the piano player!"
Everyone gasped and turned towards the mild-mannered entertainer.
"He's the only one who has all the keys!"
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I was in Mexico last weekend enjoying what the entertainment has to offer....
...ended up going to this magic show that was highly recommended. The Magician came on stage and started the show with a disappearing act. He said "Pay close attention as I will vanish into thin air on the count of three"
He started counting... "uno....dos..."
And sure as s**... he disappeared without a Tres.
I was wondering the other day...
I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either.
There are two rules to remember in the entertainment industry.
The first is to always leave the audience wanting more. And the second
A guy married a girl who lived in a village, near his town.
As her dad was a landlord and wanted someone to look after the assets, the guy moved into their house. After roaming around in the village in search of something entertaining, he came across a bunch of middle aged guys. He asked them, "Why isn't there anything for entertainment in this village ?". One of them replied in a frustrated voice, "We had one thing for entertainment and you married it".
In a circus full of people the entertainer walks onto the stage
"Ladies and gentlemen! Up next is our brand new act. Welcome to the stage - the boy with a phenomenal memory".
Following the entertainers introduction, a boy comes out from behind the stage, starting to unzip his pants.
"Now the said boy is going to urinate on everyone in the front row!", - announced the entertainer.
People in the front are confused and terrified, they start to hussle, trying to leave their seats, when the entertainer exclaims:
"There's no use in running, ladies and gentlemen! The boy has a phenomenal memory!"
When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained
Now he's a Pastor of Muppets
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Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...
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