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31 entertain jokes and hilarious entertain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about entertain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short entertain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The entertain humour may include short amusement jokes also.

  1. What do you call a Roman who just went down on his girlfriend? Glad he ate her...
    Are you not entertained?
  2. Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right.
  3. I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
  4. I went to a party and all the party games were dreadful, they resorted to the Limbo for entertainment Like seriously, how low can you go?
  5. My favourite thing to do after a long day at work is sit down and take off all my clothes. It makes my train journey more entertaining.
  6. I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet... None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either.
  7. How do winter solstice enthusiasts stay entertained during the long night? They gather around a bonfire and swap stories of winter magic.
  8. How do you entertain a blind kid? Give them a sheet of sandpaper and tell them it's a find a word game
  9. Who says Fyre Festival was a failure? Instead of entertaining thousands of people it entertained millions.
  10. There was a time when people where entertained by men like Jonny Cash and Bob Hope Nowadays, we have no Cash and no Hope.

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Entertain One Liners

Which entertain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with entertain? I can suggest the ones about amused and encourage.

  1. My Bill Cosby impression isn't that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.
  2. In a knife fight with street entertainers I always go straight for the juggler.
  3. What kind of entertainment do cows like? Moo-sicals 🤣🤣🤣
  4. Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*
  5. At a renaissance fair, a Royal Entertainer held a door open for me. It was a nice jester.
  6. What does a pirate do for entertainment? Whatever floats his boat.
  7. How do chickens keep each other entertained? They tell bok bok jokes.
  8. How do you keep people who ride 4-wheelers entertained? A TV
  9. Where do computer engineers like to go for entertainment? The circuits!
  10. Why is digging a hole not a good way to entertain yourself? Because it's boring.
  11. I remember when a YouTuber's main aim was to entertain Now they're all diss-track-ted
  12. when life gives you lemons... you force baby's to eat them for entertainment
  13. What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies
  14. What do you call a Sikh entertainer? Dan Singh.
  15. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about entertain can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of entertain puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fun-Filled Entertain Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about entertain you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean enjoy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make entertain prank.

A barbarian s**... in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter

They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to o**... s**... only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.
Eventually, though, he was gladiator.

The Entertainment

A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer were having a drink after work

As they drank, the conversation turned to God. Obviously, he was an engineer! But what sort of engineer?
The mechanical engineer brought up the perfection of the human joints and musculature. Surely that proved God was a mechanical engineer!
The electrical engineer responded that, without the brains and nerves, those muscles and joints would be useless. God must be an electrical engineer!
The civil engineer just looked at the two of them and shook his head. "Who else but a civil engineer would put the sewer outflow right in the middle of the entertainment district?"

One day, these parents wanted to find out what their Son was going to be when he grew up,

So they put a $100 bill, a bible and a whiskey bottle on a table.
If he picked up the $100 bill, it means that he was going to be a businessman, if he picked up the whiskey bottle, it means that he was going to be in the entertainment industry, and if he picked up the bible, it means that he was going to be a pastor.
The child came in and picked up the bible, his Mother smiled.
Then he picked up the whiskey bottle and took a swig of it then proceeded to pocket the $100 bill and left.
Well I'll be d**... the father said
He's going to become a politician.

Happy Birthday Henry

Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a h**... to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says "HI, I'm Susie, and I'm here to give you super s**...."
Henry looks her over, thinks for a minute, and says "Eh, I'll take the soup."

For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.

Man, horses must really hate us.

Entertain joke, What kind of entertainment do cows like?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these entertain jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.