Amusing Enterprise Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
My teacher put these onto our Word of the Day test in class today.
What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
What is a polygon? A dead parrot!
What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons
Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?
He was looking for the Captain's log.
What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?
William Shatner
What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?
The captain's log.
How is the Starship Enterprise similar to toilet paper?
Both circle around Uranus searching for Klingons.
Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?
Because they all wear red shirts
What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?
Captains Log
To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both search around Uranus for Klingons
What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?
They circle Uranus searching for clingons.
Being a p**... on the Enterprise sounded interesting...
But actually it's mostly Data entry.
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What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?
They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.
What did Spock find in the toilet of the USS Enterprise?
**The Captain's log.**
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Bonus Trekkie Joke:
*Why is Star Trek like the toilet paper in there?*
... because it keeps searching Uranus for Klingons.
Samsung is now in the HotPockets business...
the Note 7 will flagship the enterprise
What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?
Jean-Luc Picardio
Why does the starship enterprise smell bad?
coz william s**...-n-er.
A hat for kirk
My mum wanted to knit a hat for Captain Kirk of the USS enterprise, but it is quite tricky for someone who has three ears!
His left ear, his right ear and his final front-ear.
Whats the difference between Kleenex and the starship Enterprise?
They both circle Uranus searching for Clingons
What does the U.S.S Enterprise have in common with TP?
They both circle Uranus wiping out cling-ons.
Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise
it circles Uranus looking for Klingons
What's in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?
The Captain's log
Did you hear that the new captain of the Enterprise is a magician?
His name is Jean-Luc Pick-a-card
Why is Picard the best possible captain for the Enterprise ?
You can be sure he will baldly go where no man has gone before.
A Navy ship hailed a civilian at sea...
**Navy**: We ask that you divert your course 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Civilian**: Negative. Recommend that *you* divert 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Navy**: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
**Civilian**: Negative. I say again, recommend you change course.
**Navy**: This is the aircraft carrier *Enterprise*! We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy! Divert your course *immediately*!
**Civilian**: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
Why did Captain Kirk pee on the enterprise?
To go where no man had gone before.
What's the worst job on the Enterprise?
The guy who has to clean the holodeck after Riker uses it.
What does the enterprise from star trek, and toilet paper have in common
They both fly arround Uranus picking off clingons
why is toilet paper like the starship enterprise?
they both circle Uranus and fight cling-ons.
I'm planning on opening an art boutique.
I'll sell paintings of jesus smoking w**....
It'll be a high prophet enterprise.
What's in the toilet of the U. S. S. Enterprise?
The Captain's log.
How does data travel through space?
On the USS Enterprise
What always clogged the toilet on the USS Enterprise?
Captain's Log
Why does Data the android cost Starfleet so much money?
Because Data is enterprise hardware.
What was found in the U.S.S Enterprise bathroom?
The Captain's log.
Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?
on the challah deck
The Seattle Harbor Enterprise, or SHE, is embroiled in another lawsuit....
They have been charged with illegally surveiling the employees of a net manufacturing company and even tracking them to their homesand even emailing them during non work hours.
So the employees got together and pooled up enough money to raise a lawsuit against the the org for their wrongful actions.
The event is being called the:
"Sue SHE fish net stalking case"
What's the worst job to have on The Starship Enterprise?
Cleaning up the hollodeck.
Russian pirates commandeered the USS Enterprise...
They renamed it the USSR.
What's the same about the Star Ship Enterprise and Toilet Paper?
They both fly to Uranus and wipe out the cling-ons
What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?
What's up Spock?
What does a roll of toilet paper and the U.S.S. Enterprise have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
If James T. Kirk ran a drug business from his ship...
Would it be a criminal Enterprise?
What does the USS Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
What do toilet paper and the USS Enterprise have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!
Happy Star Trek day
What printers do they use on board the Enterprise?
Hewlett Pickards
"How can you watch Victoria Secret Fashion Week but still claim you love only me?" My wife asked
" The same way I watch Formula One whole weekend but still drive my trusted 2012 Toyota Camry everyday" I replied..
That satisfied her...
I just failed to mention I take rental at Enterprise when I go on business trips
Why is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper?
It circles Uranus and wipes out any Klingons.
The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.
First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."
How is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
My libertarian neighbor posted a newspaper ad selling his collection of Star Trek ships.
And here I thought he believed in free Enterprise.
Why did the enterprise version of Norton Security Firewall flop?
Because it was n**....
