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Short enterprise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The enterprise humour may include short startup jokes also.

  1. Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise it circles uranus looking for Klingons
  2. What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
  3. What did Captain Picard say to the engineer when the Enterprise's sewing machine broke? Make it sew.
  4. What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
  5. What does a roll of toilet paper and the U.S.S. Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
  6. What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons
  7. What do toilet paper and the USS Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!
    Happy Star Trek day
  8. Why is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper? It circles Uranus and wipes out any Klingons.
  9. What's the same about the Star Ship Enterprise and Toilet Paper? They both fly to Uranus and wipe out the cling-ons
  10. My libertarian neighbor posted a newspaper ad selling his collection of Star Trek ships. And here I thought he believed in free Enterprise.

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  1. What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise? The captain's log.
  2. What's in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's log
  3. If James T. Kirk ran a drug business from his ship... Would it be a criminal Enterprise?
  4. What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise? Captains Log
  5. What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise? What's up Spock?
  6. What's the worst job to have on The Starship Enterprise? Cleaning up the hollodeck.
  7. What printers do they use on board the Enterprise? Hewlett Pickards
  8. What do you call an unflushed toilet on the Star Trek Enterprise? Captain's log
  9. Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise? on the challah deck
  10. What's in the toilet of the U. S. S. Enterprise? The Captain's log.
  11. How does data travel through space? On the USS Enterprise
  12. Why did Captain Kirk pee on the enterprise? To go where no man had gone before.
  13. Russian pirates commandeered the USS Enterprise... They renamed it the USSR.
  14. What did Bruce Wayne say when Wayne enterprises was dying? My business is wayne-ing.
  15. What was found in the U.S.S Enterprise bathroom? The Captain's log.

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Amusing Enterprise Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about enterprise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean company jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make enterprise pranks.

My teacher put these onto our Word of the Day test in class today.

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
What is a polygon? A dead parrot!

So the church is losing money...

...and the friars decide that they need a new income source. To do this, they set up a flower stand, and do a pretty good business selling flowers in the small village. Unfortunately, there is another floral store that is losing business because of the friars. So, they go talk to the friars, telling them to stop selling flowers, because they are losing money. The friars say "no way man, free country, free enterprise."
The owners of the other floral shop decide to get real about these religious flower sellers, so they hire a hitman to go take them out. The hitman, named Hugh, shows up to the friars' store. Hugh, now, he's about 7'1', and 240 pounds of pure muscle. "Hey," he says, "you guys ought to stop sellin flowers." The petrified friars agree that maybe the floral business isn't such a good idea after all, and promptly shut it down.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

How is the Starship Enterprise similar to toilet paper?

Both circle around Uranus searching for Klingons.

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They circle Uranus searching for clingons.

Being a p**... on the Enterprise sounded interesting...

But actually it's mostly Data entry.

What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the USS Enterprise?

**The Captain's log.**
Bonus Trekkie Joke:
*Why is Star Trek like the toilet paper in there?*
... because it keeps searching Uranus for Klingons.

What does the U.S.S Enterprise have in common with TP?

They both circle Uranus wiping out cling-ons.

Did you hear that the new captain of the Enterprise is a magician?

His name is Jean-Luc Pick-a-card

A Navy ship hailed a civilian at sea...

**Navy**: We ask that you divert your course 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Civilian**: Negative. Recommend that *you* divert 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Navy**: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
**Civilian**: Negative. I say again, recommend you change course.
**Navy**: This is the aircraft carrier *Enterprise*! We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy! Divert your course *immediately*!
**Civilian**: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

What's the worst job on the Enterprise?

The guy who has to clean the holodeck after Riker uses it.

What does the enterprise from star trek, and toilet paper have in common

They both fly arround Uranus picking off clingons

why is toilet paper like the starship enterprise?

they both circle Uranus and fight cling-ons.

I'm planning on opening an art boutique.

I'll sell paintings of jesus smoking w**....
It'll be a high prophet enterprise.

What does the USS Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

After many years of fighting crime as batman

Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.
All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the Justice League, and told them that his son was going to take his place. Everyone was very welcoming, except for superman, who immediately quit the Justice League. He just couldn't work with a crypto knight.

"How can you watch Victoria Secret Fashion Week but still claim you love only me?" My wife asked

" The same way I watch Formula One whole weekend but still drive my trusted 2012 Toyota Camry everyday" I replied..
That satisfied her...
I just failed to mention I take rental at Enterprise when I go on business trips

The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.

First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."

How is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

Why did the enterprise version of Norton Security Firewall flop?

Because it was n**....

Enterprise joke, What did Captain Picard say to the engineer when the Enterprise's sewing machine broke?

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