Entendre Jokes

Funniest Entendre Short Jokes

Short entendre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The entendre humour may include short double jokes also.

1. A beautiful woman walks into a bar. "What'll it be?" asks the bartender. "I'll have a double entendre," she said... So he gave it to her.
2. A friend of mine asked if I could give her the definition of a double entendre... so I gave it to her.
3. I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard.
4. Why did the Queen join the Navy after making herself breakfast in bed? Because she was impressed by Her Service.
5. Did you hear about the woman who ordered a double entendre at the bar? The bartender reached under the bar whipped it out and gave it to her
6. My mom had two conjoined sisters and both of their names were Andra. When they were murdered, I gave up joking. And mourned my double entendres.
7. What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher
8. I'm working in a bar and a woman walks in and asks for a double entendre. So I gave her one
9. Yeah, it's a man-walks-into-a-bar joke. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre and the bartender gives it to him.
10. I can't find a nice girl who wants to play Double Entendre Monopoly with me. They all leave after collecting $200.

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Entendre One Liners

Which entendre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with entendre? I can suggest the ones about double entendre and apply.

1. I recently saw an advertisement for a double entendre contest So I entered my friend
2. I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio So I entered my sister
3. My step-sister asked me for an example of a double entendre... So I gave it to her.
4. She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her.
5. I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard.
6. My wife said she wanted a double entendre for Christmas So I gave it to her.
7. A girl asks a guy what a Double Entendre is... So he gave her one.
8. I tried quitting overusing double entendres, but it's so hard....
9. What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre.
10. I don't usually like double entendres But I do like to slip one in whenever I can.
11. What would you call a double entendre told by an Eskimo? An Inuit-endo.
12. I wrote a book about double entendres. I want to give it to all of you.
13. My friend said she didnt know what a double entendre was.... .... so I gave her one.
14. Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double.
15. My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it.

Double Entendre Jokes

Here is a list of funny double entendre jokes and even better double entendre puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Man walks into a bar where DMX is the bar tender and orders a double entendre... And X *gives it to him*
• If you like double entendre... (Originally from CAH) Come back to my place and I'll show you a manhole.
• What did the Frenchman do with his Italian suppository? He took it as a double entendre innuendo.
• What's the difference between a euphemism and a double entendre? A euphemism hits you in the face, but a double entendre is more subtle.
• Cocktail bar.. Wife went to a cocktail bar, she asked the barman for a double entendre ..,so he gave her one.
• Your mom walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre last night.. So I gave it to her.
• This morning I had a leak in my shower... Wait, WHOAH, that didn't sound right. Talk about a double entendre.
  What I meant to say was this morning I *peed* in my shower...
• A lady is satisfied with her double entendre from the night before but wants more. So she walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a triple entendre. So he took one, and then he gave it to her.
• If a hot blonde goes up to a bartender and orders a double entendre... Should he give it to her?
• Did you hear about the movie, Double Entendre? It's scheduled to be released fairly soon.

Quirky and Hilarious Entendre Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about entendre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quadruple jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make entendre pranks.