Entails Jokes
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My friend is a prison warden currently doing sensitivity training. His homework entails "What would you do if you saw two curious inmates indulging in i**...? "
I said "Why can't we just let bi-cons be bi-cons?!"
A man applies for a job as a diesel fitter at a women's underwear factory. He asks his supervisor what the job entails.
The supervisor takes some underwear off the line, puts it on his head and says, "Deez'll fit 'er!"
My friend's dad quit his job and left his family to go off into the wilderness and pursue a "Spartan lifestyle."
Which apparently just entails b**... a bunch of dudes in the woods.
A married woman has a dream on the night before her anniversary.
A married woman has a dream on the night before her anniversary. She dreams that her husband bought her a gift box.
Inside that box was another box.
Inside that box was another box.
Inside that box was another box.
And inside the fourth box was a glistening diamond ring.
When she wakes up, she tells her husband about the dream, wondering what it entails and if she was foreseeing the future.
That night her husband bought her a gift box.
Inside that box was another box.
Inside that box was another box.
Inside that box was another box.
And inside the fourth box was a book entitled "HOW TO INTERPRET DREAMS".
My job entails s**... things for a living...
It's great working for Chupa Chups
A young man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Los Angeles, and sees an advertisement for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details?' he asks the clerk.
The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $85,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque New Mexico. That's about 620 miles from here.'
'Good grief, is that where the job is?'
'No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now...
NEED jokes for work... Bingo jokes to be specific
So my jobs entails working multiple bingo calling sessions every week.... sometime 3 or 4 a week. And within these sessions i need to be entertaining towards the guests... and jokes tend to fill that dead space really well, problem is, i don't know many jokes...
so here's where i'm at, and why i'm coming to you guys for help... i would be eternally grateful for some great jokes pertaining to Bingo, or cruise ships (since that's where i work and call bingo)
i'm so thankful to anyone willing to help out!!
Coming out of retirement
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read --
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief; is that where the job is?"
"No sir; that's where the end of the line is right now."
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