Ensemble Jokes
10 ensemble jokes and hilarious ensemble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ensemble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From music jokes highlighting the power of the front ensemble to puns about Tetris and the cello, this article will have whatever kind of ensemble joke you're looking for. Laugh along with all the clever and hilarious jokes about ensemble musicians and instruments.
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Hilarious Fun Ensemble Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What is a good ensemble joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Me: How much to buy the singing ensemble?
Person: You mean a choir?
Me: Fine, how much to acquire the singing ensemble?
"How much to buy a singing ensemble?"
PRODUCER: You mean a choir?
"Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"
A guy asks his friend "How much would it cost to buy a singing ensemble?"
The friend replies with "You mean a choir?"
To which the man says "Sorry, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"
How much to buy a singing ensemble!? I asked the clerk. Puzzled, he questioned, "You mean a choir?"
Fine! How much to acquire a singing ensemble!?
The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating...
The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.
So yesterday I wore a costume....
I am a male and I wore a see through shirt and pants. I completed my ensemble with a stuffed bra, long haired wig and lipstick. I pushed a baby doll around all night in a stroller holding the baby bottle....
I was a transparent transparent.
What does Optimus Prime say when he wants a symphonic band?
"Autobots, ensemble!"
Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?
The Avengers Ensemble.
What does Captain America say when he wants an orchestra?
Avengers, ensemble!
The Pope, four cardinals, and 17 bishops walk into a Church.
A parishioner sees this ensemble and says, Oh Christ, He's coming!

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