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- The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century.... Are you male or female?
- Lets assume that bungie patches the 2 swords strategy on crota And they put the sword barers on a 1 at a time timer should they add time to crota's enrage timer and the ogre timers?
- The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Enraged One Liners
Which enraged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with enraged? I can suggest the ones about outraged and angry.
- Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one.
Comical Enraged Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about enraged you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean raging jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make enraged pranks.
USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture
The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.
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USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.
This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.
After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.
* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
People often misuse the word "chivalry."
I looked up the rules of chivalry. Only one part is about respecting women. The rest is medieval battle etiquette.
The other day I didn't open a door for a women behind me. "I guess chivlary is dead," she said. Enraged, I challenged her to armed combat
Turns out I'm the better jouster.
Chivalry is alive but that woman is dead.
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Have you read the news?
I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice p**... when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack p**... whack.
A Little Known Fact About the Works of J.R.R Tolkien
For his Eleventy-first birthday, instead of fireworks, Bilbo initially asked Gandalf if he could bring the band that plays Dream Police to perform a concert at the party.
This enraged Gandalf however, as Bilbo Baggins took him for some conjurer of Cheap Trick.
Progressives are enraged, conservatives are cautiously optimistic, but no group is more excited than the Imagineers of Disney.
For the first time in the history of the Hall of Presidents, they have a shot at making an audioanimatronic more realistic than the original.
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A woman marries a Greek man
On her wedding night her father pulls her aside and says, "Darling, you should know that many Greek men have certain . . . proclivities. There will likely come a time when you'll be making love and he'll ask you to . . . um, roll over. Please, sweetheart, for my sake, DON'T DO IT."
Lo and behold, one night two or three months into the marriage they're making love and her husband suggests she roll over.
Enraged, she jumps up from the bed. "My father warned me about this! Not happening!" To which he replied, "Honey, don't you ever want to have kids?"
Pregnant With Doubt
When the sergeant told our new commander that his driver could not participate in an upcoming field maneuver because she was pregnant, the enraged commander demanded to know just how pregnant she was.
The sergeant's reply: Completely, sir.
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One day, Billy was playing at home with some matches.
Even though his mother had told him not to. He accidentally set the house on fire, and he and his mother fled outside. As the house was burning down, his enraged mother said,
"Boy, your dad is going to s**... you when he gets home".
But Billy just laughed; he knew his dad had come home early for a nap.
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I once had a guy try to sell me s**... films. I was so incredibly enraged!
Last week he was just GIVING them away.
A russian officer during the winter war hears someone shouting from behind a hill
"one Finnish soldier is worth 10 Russian soldiers!"
Wanting to prove a point the officer sends ten Russians over the hill. After some gunshots and screams the same voice shouts "one Finnish soldier is worth 100 Russian soldiers!" Enraged the officer sends 100 Russian soldiers over the hill. After ten minutes of gunshots and screams he hears the voice again "one Finnish soldier is worth 1000 Russian soldiers!" Thinking it was impossible to loose this he sends 1000 of his best men over the hill. After 30 minutes of gunshots and screams one wounded Russian crawls over the hill and shouts "It's a trap! There are two of them!"
A modernist, materialist, and postmodernist decide to drive to a bar.
The modernist looks over the menu, and decides that he doesn't want anything on there, instead proceeding to describe his ideal drink to the bartender.
The bartender was clearly annoyed by this, but wrote down the order anyway. After the bartender was done, the materialist asked how much does it cost? . The bartender said, clearly annoyed with having to make the drink in the first place a hundred dollars . The materialist was enraged by this, and tried to haggle down the price.
The postmodernist was outside trying to find a parking space.
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What did an enraged feminist roar about ugly thot s**...-shaming?
d**... out for her face, bigots!
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A girl and her boyfriend go to the hospital...
The girl goes in to the hospital to donate plasma. The boyfriend goes in to donate s**....
Once they're finished, they get back together and discuss their profits. The girl says, "I got $30 to donate some plasma." The boyfriend then says to her, "I got $125 to donate s**...." Enraged, the girl says, "That is so unfair!"
Two days later the girl returns to the hospital and the doctor asks, "Ah, you again, are you here to donate plasma?" With her mouth full girl shakes her head and says "Mm-mm."
The postal service created a stamp with a picture of a highly controversial political leader who became president.
The postal service created a stamp with a picture of a highly controversial political leader who became president. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, the investigation commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
Talking Dog
A man brings a dog into a bar and says, "This is a talking dog."
The bartender says, "I'll believe it when I see it!"
The man sets the dog on the table and starts asking him questions. He asks, "What is the opposite of smooth?"
The dog responds, "Rough!"
The man asks, "What is on top of a house?"
The dog responds, "Roof!"
The man asks, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog responds, "Ruth!"
The bartender is enraged and throws them both out of the bar.
The dog turns to the man and asks, "DiMaggio?"
A man is busy at work and forgets that it is his wife's birthday...
When he gets home, his wife is completely enraged. "I DEMAND THAT YOU GET ME SOMETHING THAT CAN GO FROM 0-200 IN 5 SECONDS OR LESS!". The man cowers under his wife and nods his head.
The next morning the man leaves early for work and puts a small package on the driveway. When his wife wakes up, she looks outside and sees the package. Confused, she grabs her coat and runs outside. She rips up the paper, expecting to see keys, but instead there is a weight scale.
The man has been missing for several days.