Enough Is Enough Jokes
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Funniest Enough Is Enough Short Jokes
Short enough is enough jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The enough is enough humour may include short fed up jokes also.
- As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.
- If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
- My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
- An essay should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover everything but short enough to keep your attention.
- Putin won the election with 76.6% of the vote Funnily enough the exact same percent I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn't want to look suspicious
- They say you are what you eat... today I bought some ready to eat chicken and sure enough I was ready to eat chicken.
- I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
- What's between an introvert and an extrovert? A wall.
(I know it wasn't funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough) - Did you know: If you say a number loud enough, you increase its value? For example: 5 equals 5, but
5! equals 120. - Edgar Allen Poe is about to walk into a tree and you only have enough time to say one word before he hits it. What should you say to him? Poetry!
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Enough Is Enough One Liners
Which enough is enough one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with enough is enough? I can suggest the ones about stop making and plenty.
- I was fired from the keyboard factory today. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
- Reposting this one because it didn't get enough upvotes last time. 1
- Fat shaming is wrong. They have enough on their plate already
- It turns out vaccines cause cancer. You'll actually live long enough to get it.
- joe Biden is not my president!! At least not till January which won't come soon enough.
- I was breastfed until 3 But enough about my day
- Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted
- Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough.
- Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs.
- I call my wife "Happy Meal"... She's not enough to satisfy me but she comes with a toy...
- I know that I'm paranoid. But I worry that I may not be paranoid enough.
- Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough.
- Are cheese jokes…. Gouda enough to tell on this sub?
- I used to eat at Applebees then I got enough money to buy my own microwave.
- I like my women like my computers At least old enough to handle my 3 1/2-inch floppy.
Cheerful Enough Is Enough Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about enough is enough you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean good and plenty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make enough is enough pranks.
Please don't post any more school shooting jokes, consider them rule 10 - overly offensive.
Let's give each other time to heal and get back to the reposts we all know and love (just kidding) - but enough is enough of these.
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A man marches to H.R. to complain that his paycheque is $50 short.
He arrives in the H.R. office and slams his paycheque on the desk.
"This is an outrage!"
The rep apologizes for the error, then begins to investigate the issue on her computer. Suddenly, she's smirking.
"Oh, I see. You're coming here to complain that we underpaid you by $50 this week. But you certainly didn't complain when we **over**paid you by $50 last week."
The man points his finger at the woman:
"Listen, one mistake I can forgive. But enough is enough!"
Two blondes go deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree...
After hours and hours of sub-zero temperatures, a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turns to the other and says, "Enough is enough! I'm chopping down the next tree I see! I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
Enough is Enough!
No like seriously they're the same word.
I like my women like I like my coffee jokes.
Short and sweet but enough is enough.
In a shelter for abused women.
My husband used to beat me on regular basis. Sometimes, he would get his drinking mates and they would stand one after another to beat me. But one day I said to myself: get a grip woman, enough is enough. So when my husband and his mates collapsed drunk, I run away to this shelter. After 6 months I feel much better. The thing I like the most about this place is that there is no punchline.
My Wife has been forcing me to stand on one leg for years.
Enough is enough. I had to put my foot down.
subway's employees have finally said enough is enough
They're tired of being treated as sub-humans.
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I hate people who use the same word twice in the same sentence.
Enough is enough.
I was angry at my roommate for buying a new thesaurus every week
So i told her "Enough is enough!"
The other day my friend told me, listen man, enough is enough
To which I responded, you're not wrong, it IS the same word .
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Dang squirrels
There once was a town that was infested with squirrels. They were everywhere and got into everything. The people of the town hated it especially the miller, the blacksmith, and the priest.
One day the miller decides that enough is enough and lays out some poisoned four to kill the s**... things off. Well his apprentice mixed up the flours and he ended up having to throw out his whole stock of flour and the squirrels remained
Seeing how badly his friend had blundered with his antics, the blacksmith thinks he has a better idea. "I'll roast'm out" he says to himself and proceeds to make his forge extremely hot.... and ends up burning his shop to the ground. the squirrels remained.
The priest being fed up with the squirrels running around and ruining mass gathers up all the squirrels in one place and baptizes every one of them. Now they only come to the church on Christmas and Easter.
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that he has only 24 hours to live...
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for s**.... Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as Morris gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'
She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours....Do you think we could...'
At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'
