The Best 6 Enlist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Enlist jokes. There are some enlist join jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these enlist cleric puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Enlist Jokes and Puns

I just enlisted my kids into the Navy.

Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower.

My friend tried to enlist the help of his spouse in our dad-joke contest...

She failed miserably, making no decent jokes.

I said, "looks like you brought a wife to a pun fight."

An 18 year old in America is allowed to buy an AR-15, vote, enlist in the army, buy cigarettes, get a lottery ticket, and die for their country...

...but god FORBID they try to rent a car.

A drunk man tried to enlist in the Army

He heard they had an excellent draft.

A Chinese woman who was a chronic masturbator crossdressed to enlist in the army

Her name was Fa Ping

What branch does baby enlist in?

An infantry

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the enlist combat puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working enlist military piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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