Enlightened Jokes

What are some Enlightened jokes?

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Why does the Buddha float in water?

Because he's enlightened

PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend...

....who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little
sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

Scientists have invented an alcohol that glows in the dark.

In other words, you can now get drunk and enlightened at the same time.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What do you call an enlightened optometrist?

A visionary.

Did you hear about the surrealist painter's mom who was an attorney and was super enlightened?

They call her the Dali law ma.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my...


What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?


What do you Call a Starving Monk?


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