enlightened Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious enlightened puns

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None — they don't want to be enlightened!

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Why does the Buddha float in water?

Because he's enlightened

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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend...

....who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little
sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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Scientists have invented an alcohol that glows in the dark.

In other words, you can now get drunk and enlightened at the same time.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do you call an enlightened optometrist?

A visionary.

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What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?

ABCs

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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my...

KNAWLEDGE

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What do you Call a Starving Monk?

Enlightened

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How did the custodian feel after changing the lightbulb at his local university?

Enlightened.

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What's the difference between your father and the Buddha?

One abandoned his family to "get a pack of cigarettes", the other left to "get enlightened".

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what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora

le enlightened genius lol

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My lawyer friend told me that he felt enlightened

I told him that his opinion was Montesquieud.

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A drunk zen monk stumbles down the street, spots an odd-looking hat, picks it up, puts it on and is instantly enlightened.

It's a traffic koan.

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

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The most enlightened people on the planet are the Dutch. Why?

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If Cuba had a king who embraced the enlightenment...

Would that make him an Enlightened Despacito?

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