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A black man is driving his Mercedes when he gets pulled over by a cop.

The cop asks him for his license and regristration and begins to question him about his car. "Where'd you get the money to buy such a nice Benz?" The man replies, "I'm a specialty surgeon, I enlarge assholes." Skeptical, the officer asks more about the procedure. The man explains, "First you work a finger in, then two, three, until you can get your whole hand in...then you do the other and slowly pull and work the rim until you can get a foot in for more leverage, then both feet and pull and stretch it until it's about 6'. The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" The black man replies, "Give it a badge and a radar gun".

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enlarger

My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Tiffany

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So I went online and bought one of these devices that enlarge your penis

The bastards sent me a magnifying glass with a warning label:

"DO NOT USE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT"

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Plastic Surgery

A wife announces that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The wife asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the wife asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

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if you could enlarge one part of your body to any size,

would you make your penis 12 or 13 inches?

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So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking.

The bladder says " move I gotta pee!" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says " Sorry but urine trouble."

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My dick is like cereal...

As in when I take pics of it I enlarge to show texture.

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There is a simple trick asians can use to enlarge their penises.

It's called a microscope.

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A man pays $10000 to a doctor to enlarge his penis.

The doctor gave him a $5 Magnifying glass.

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