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  1. Girls, if a guy remembers your birthday, saves your pictures knows what you enjoy and understands your family and friends, This guy is not your man.
    This guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
  2. Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
  3. Anyone know where a guy can find someone to hang out with, maybe have a few beers with, talk to, and kinda just enjoy spending time with? Asking for a friend.
  4. I used to work in a bakery, didn't really enjoy it and the pay wasn't great... I just kneaded the dough
    I'm sorry, I'll leave now...
  5. I work in a prison, and when people ask me if I enjoy my job... ...I tell them that it has it's pros and cons.
  6. (6-year old brother gave me this one) Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
  7. My girlfriend told me I'm bad in bed I told her she should learn to enjoy the little things in life
  8. You can never enjoy a game of chess against an Australian. Everytime he checks, you'll think he's won the game.
  9. Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.
  10. I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it.

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Enjoyable One Liners

Which enjoyable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with enjoyable? I can suggest the ones about delightful and amusing.

  1. As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into glass. Just wanted to make that clear.
  2. Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means one person enjoys it
  3. What do you call a Russian that enjoys programming? Computin.
  4. Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
  5. I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it. Tonight I'm going to have a fig!
  6. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... ... does that mean that one enjoys it?
  7. I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan.
  8. I Don't care what any of you say.. My Alzheimer's lets me enjoy this site everyday
  9. How does a New Zealander find a sheep in long grass? Rather enjoyable
  10. Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too.
  11. Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!
  12. I never really used to enjoy peer pressure But then my friends got me into it.
  13. What kind of coffee did Italians most enjoy during the 1940s? Oppresso.
  14. Why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them
  15. I started working for a pizza company I don't enjoy it, I just knead the dough

Enjoyable joke, I started working for a pizza company

Cheerful Fun Enjoyable Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about enjoyable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean attractive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make enjoyable pranks.

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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An army captain approaches a p**... and asks her, "Would you enjoy my company for $100?"...

She looks at the handsome military officer and says, "Of course, I would be glad!"
Captain replies, "COMPANY! FORWARD!"

My wife is super upset at our neighbour who happens to enjoy suntanning in her backyard n**...

Personally though, I'm on the fence.

My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...

...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...

5 advices to men for a happy life

1. You should find a woman that helps you with the cleaning and the chores,
2. You should find a woman that is a good cook,
3. You should find a woman that you can trust and share your feelings with,
4. You should find a woman that enjoys making love to you,
5. Last and the most important thing is that these 4 women should never meet.

What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.

Thank you for the awards.

As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/

I uninstalled Facebook as i got depressed of seeing my friends post their relationship and marriage

I uninstalled LinkedIn as i got depressed of seeing my colleague post their job change and promotion
I uninstalled instagram as i got depressed of seeing my friends travel and enjoy their lives.
But I'll never uninstall reddit because you guys are more miserable than me .

Grocery bagger at the store earlier told me that they're not gonna make bananas any longer.

I replied, oh really? He responded, "Yeah, they're already long enough."
He got me good. I really enjoyed that today.

I was eating a steak in my favorite restaurant, when a girl came to my table and shouted at me: "Enjoying your meat, m**...?!"

Seriously Rachel it was 15 years ago and your dad had a knife. Jeez.

A wife is complaining about her husband spending all his time at the local tavern, so one night he takes her along with him.

"What'll ya have?" he asks.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replies.
So the husband orders a couple of Jack Daniels and gulps his down in one go.
His wife watches him, then takes a sip from her glass and immediately spits it out.
"Yuck! It tastes awful, worse than awful!" she splutters. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go!" cries the husband. "And you think I am out enjoying myself every night!"

Q. What do b**... and Legos have in common?

A. They were both intended for babies but adults also enjoy them.

Enjoyable joke, Q. What do b**... and Legos have in common?