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I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today - I even had it engraved!

TO SHIBA

Dark HUMOR

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

An elderly couple are making their f**... arrangements.

They get to choose what is engraved on each other's headstones.
Husband says, "Here lies Karen. Quiet at last"
Wife says, "Here lies Kevin, stiff at last"

Rotating bezel? Personalized engraving? Date display?

NOT ON MY WATCH!!

Jeb Bush just tweeted a picture of a gun engraved with 'Gov. Jeb Bush' with the caption 'America'

At least he'll never have to get it re-engraved

Little Johnny is walking out after church....

he stops and asks the preacher, "What are all these bricks in the side of the building with names engraved in them?"
The pastor replies, "Those bricks and names are all in remembrance of people who died in the service."
"Oh"' Johnny replies..... "was it the early or late service?"

You should kill me for this but...

Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, "Wordplay Ore Bust"

I had a headstone made for the b**... I broke last night.

I had it engraved b**... RIP.

What do you call an Englishman holding the world cup?

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Engraved joke, What do you call an Englishman holding the world cup?


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Engraved joke, What do you call an Englishman holding the world cup?

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