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Funniest English Word Short Jokes

Short english word jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The english word humour may include short english dictionary jokes also.

  1. TIL "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure...
    FP
  2. Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . . At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
  3. A majority of English Speakers do not know the opposite of these words... Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
  4. Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'? Or would that be too forward thinking?
  5. It's incredible how many French words are now used in the English language There's 'Hors D'oeuvres' for starters.
  6. There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day.
  7. What's the Longest Word in English? Smiles
    Cuz both the first and the last letters are a mile apart
  8. Color vs Colour, Favorite vs Favourite, Neighbor vs Neighbour British English: I think you're having problem understanding these words.
    American English: no u
  9. My favourite word in the English language is frequently I try to use it as often as possible
  10. TIL "Sugar" is the only "su"-word in the english language that makes the "sh"-sound! (I haven't actually fact-checked this one, but I'm pretty sure it's correct)

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English Word One Liners

Which english word one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with english word? I can suggest the ones about english new and english love.

  1. To the English teacher that stole my calendar... Your days are numbered. Mark my words.
  2. What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic
  3. What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '
  4. What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say? Putin
  5. Does any word in the English language contain all the vowels including Y? Unquestionably.
  6. Please forget my bad English I keep forgiving correct words
  7. What word in English language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer : Incorrectly
  8. What's the hardest word to say in English? Sorry.
  9. Is any word in English more annoying than "bae"? Maybae not.
  10. What are the 3 shortest words in the English language? is it in
  11. What're the 3 most used english words in China? Made in China
  12. What is the longest word in the English language No, it's not.
  13. What English word can be both a noun and verb at the same time? Verb
  14. What's the shortest three-word sentence in the English language? Is it in?
  15. What word was never transferred over to Indian English? No.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about english word can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of english word puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

The Funniest English Word Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about english word you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean english small jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make english word prank.

There are 2 cats. The one two three cat and the un deux t**... cat. They had a race across the English Channel. Which cat won? The one two three cat because the un deux t**... cat cinq.

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard, "Woman without her man is nothing.

" The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote, "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote, "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."

Saul Epstein was taking an o**... exam in his English as a Second Language class...

Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."

The magic of English.

What is shorter when it is longer and longer when it is shorter; also bigger when it is smaller and smaller when it is bigger?
A word. LONGER is shorter than SHORTER, and SMALLER is bigger than BIGGER.

Mujibar get a job in India

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have to show you are proficient in the English language. Please make a sentence using the words: Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujibar responded, 'The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and say, Yellow! This is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him.

English couple adopt a German baby boy 'Engelbert'....

.....now six years old Engelbert has never spoke a word, everyone just assumed he is mute.
Then one day at the breakfast table Engelbert shouted (with a typical German accent) mummy these sausages are not cooked through!
Mummy rushed across and shocked with disbelief said Engelgert you can talk, how come you never said anything for six years?
(German Accent again) Engelbert replied up until now everything has been quite satisfactory.

The Beauty of English...

Ever Noticed How Deleting One Word After The Other In A Sentence Can Lead To A Story?
e.g
Oh John Please Don't Touch Me At All...
Oh John Please Don't Touch Me At...
Oh John Please Don't Touch Me...
Oh John Please Don't Touch...
Oh John Please Don't...
Oh John Please...
Oh John...
Ohhh...
...

So I brought this girl back to my place

and even after lying in bed for an hour, things weren't heating up at all. Finally, I got frustrated and asked her, "so are we going to have s**..., or what?"
She replied all annoyed and said, "s**...? Isn't that presumptuous?"
So I shot right back at her, "'Presumptuous?' That's a pretty big word for a 12 year old."

In the 18th century, a hopeful Asian laborer landed in America and went straight to the employment office.

He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.

A man took a woman out for dinner...

but she didn't speak a word of English. They were having a great time, though, feeding each other, flirting, touching and giggling. After the meal is over, the woman draws a picture of a bed on a napkin and gives a sly wink. The man still can't figure out how she knew he was in the furniture business.
The comments in another thread were slamming Readers Digest jokes, and that's where this one came from.

What is the longest word in the English language?

Nina:
What is the longest word in the English language?
SoSA:
SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters! :P

New English Word: Electrogasm.

That excited feeling you get as the electricity comes back on after loadshedding.

What is the longest word in the English language?

Smiles.
Because it's two S's with a mile in between.
(My 60 year old co-worker just told me that joke)

What is the etymology of the word "politics"?

*Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning "Many".
And *Ticks*, from English, meaning "little bloodsucking creatures."

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled
I n c o r r e c t l y

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

In just 24 hours, my level in English has increased dramatically.

I understood almost all words from the presidential press conference.

Sugar is the only word in English language in which "Su" is pronounced as "Shu".

I am pretty sure about it.

A English teacher says to a African student..

"okay you're doing really good with your English, I would like you to use the word dandelion in a sentence" the student replies "ohh that is easy, The giraffe, is bigger, dan de lion"

So there's an American English Teacher that went to Germany…

He went to a school to teach children how to speak English.
One the first day, he taught them all words that began with the letter A.
On the second day, he taught them words that started with B.
On the the third day, which was words with C, he thought to himself,
"How are they gonna handle D-Day?"

I used to own a Raven in Boston

It could speak English, but the only word it knew was "Car"

My teacher said that before we start our new book, "it's best we say the N word a couple times out loud, just get it out of our system".

I've seen this help students reading old material and I could definitely see why some English teachers do this, but I had no idea why my Calculus teacher was having us try it out.

What's the only word in the English language that is both a word and a sentence?

Marriage.

What's a word in English that is both a word and sentence

"Prison". Although some may claim it is actually "marriage".
I say same difference.

So I was teaching my brother English...

I told him to skip the first "H" when reading or pronouncing words (e.g. honour, hour, honest etc.) Later that day I told him to heat my lunch in the microwave... let's just say I didn't have any lunch.

What's the difference between autocorrect and my kid?

Autocorrect knows every single word in english, except for swears.

How did Kim Jong Un learn every word in the English dictionary in one day?

He's the Supreme reader.

An English professor wrote these words...

a woman without her man is nothing
On the board and asked his students to punctuate correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote a woman, without her man, is nothing.
However, all of the women wrote, a woman: without her, man is nothing.

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. I beg to differ because, there is...
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE."
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED!"
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED"

Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary

It's going to be a play on words

A english teacher asked the class...

... Use the word 'dandelion' in a sentence.
The Jamaican kid then stood up and proudly exclaimed -
De cheetah is fastah dandelion'

An English teacher went to Germany to teach the German kids English words.

On Day one, he taught them all the English words beginning with A.
Day two, he taught them all the English words beginning with B. After day three which was words C, he thought to himself.
"How are they gonna handle D-day?"

Problems of Bein a non-native English speaker

The problem with being a non native English speaker is, that your brain sometimes just s**... up random words and you then use them later without really having a proper intestinal lining of said words. You just hope you used them correctly.

English men reveal the three words they love to hear during s**...

It's Coming Home

Who is a "d**..."

While at college, foreign students found an online English-to-English dictionary of American slang.
Awesome read, but almost all agreed there was no need to look up for the word "d**..." as it was completely clear.
One student persisted.
And got the answer - the dictionary stated:
"d**..." - the person who looks up for the word "d**..." in a dictionary.
Our joy was limitless.

A Russian man travels to the US without knowing any english

After leaving the airport, he sees a sign for a space center that says Take off!
Next, he sees a billboard for the zoo that says Zebra
Later that day he goes to a bar and is excited to use his newly learned words. When he gets into the bar he tells the waitress Take off ze bra!

In an elementary school English class, kids are learning the word contagious . Teacher calls on students, asking them to use it in a sentence.

- Susan?
- I had a flu and mommy made me stay home for 3 days because I was contagious!
- Very good. What about you, Johnny?
- Our neighbor Mrs. Henderson has started painting her fence last night, daddy says it's gonna take the contagious!

The tyrant Stalin never said the word "thank you" his whole life

Mostly because he didn't speak English.

Bob Saget aristocrat joke

Man #1: A guy goes into a talent agent's office. He says, `I have the greatest act in the world.'
Man #2: Hey, oh.
Man #3: Me and my wife go on stage. We get undressed and I start (censored) my wife.
Man #4: I remember my grandmother sitting me down and telling me the joke. So she only spoke Yiddish. The only English word she knew was (censored).

An English test question asked us to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence.

I wrote, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."

In 8th grade english class I wrote a script titled "The Pun"

The very first set description in the script said that the stage was to be painted over with random words and phrases.
When I handed in the assignment, my teacher came up to me and asked: "Why is your script titled 'The Pun' and why is the floor covered with phrases?"
"Because my script is a play on words!"

One day two friends decided to brush up their English.

One says "i will ask you the antonyms of some words".
The other agreed.
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Always'
Friend 2 : Never
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Stop' said in a modern way
Friend 2 : Gonna
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'take'
Friend 2 : Give
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'me'
Friend 2 : You
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Down'
Friend 2 : Up

My Mexican cousin who can't speak a word of English just came back from Thailand all bloodied up. I asked him "que paso?"

He said muy Thai

Only one word in the English Language starts with D and ends in Y

If you don't believe my check the dictionary

What is the English word for when a person takes his own life?

s**...?
No that is incorrect.
How can that be wrong?
Remember, s**... is never the answer.

How much English can you speak

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

What is the longest word in the English language?

"smiles"...
The first and last letters are a mile apart

A Mexican man is in line at the immigration office...

and the judge is tired from a long day. Flustered, the judge yells out, "If you can put these three words into an english sentence you're a citizen and we can all go home: 'pink', 'green', and 'yellow'!"
The man thinks for a second and responds, "I think I have it, Señor. The phone goes 'green', I 'pink' it up, and say, 'yellow'"!

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Some people say there's no difference but there is.
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE!
When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED!
And if you marry a wife like mine who likes shopping, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

What are the three shortest words in the english language to describe the shortest thing in the human body?

Is it in?

TIL: Where does the word "politics" come from.

From poly, Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites.

Politics Is the Most Accurate Word In English

It's made up of two other parts.
1 - Poly - meaning many
2 - ticks - blood s**... insects.

Two English gentlemen are fishing on a boat

As they are both fishing in silence, as gentlemen do, the one gets a big pull on his line. After a fair amount of fighting, he pulls a beautiful mermaid out of the water. As he is holding her, he looks at her head to tail: top half woman, and from the waist down fish.
The mermaid looks at him straight in the eye with an amorous look. Then, without saying a word, he drops her back into the water.
His friend, in complete disbelief, exclaims: "But why?"
To which the first replies: "But how?"

Politicians go on a vacation

Politicians go on a vacation by bus.
The bus driver gets distracted by the beautiful scenery and drives off a cliff next to a farm.
The following day the police question the farmer:
\- Did you not find any victims?
\- Actually, I did.
\- And where are they?
\- Well, I buried them.
\- Every politician died?!
\- Some of them said they didn't, but I don't believe a word of what they say anymore...
PS: English is my second language so apologies for mistakes.

English is my first language (50+ years) and I still get confused on how to use some words. For example:

Is it *b**...* or *b**... cheeks?*
Are they together or spread apart?

The word Algo may not sound familiar to English speakers.

But in Spanish it really means something.

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard:

*"Woman without her man is nothing."* The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: *"Woman, without her man, is nothing."*
The women wrote: *"Woman! Without her, man is nothing."*

There's only one word in the English language that begins with U and ends in E.

Unbelievable, right?!

In the english words, only in Sugar the S sounds like 'Sh'.

But I am not Sure about that one.

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