English Simple Jokes
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Why are irish Jokes so simple?
So the English can get them
Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves?
Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!
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They say english is a simple language
so I assume those who speak it... must be simple too
An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple visit the doctors one day complaining that they are both forgetting things. The doctor advises them to write down the things they need to remember.
Several days after the doctors appointment, the elderly couple are sat down watching television when the man asks, 'Margaret, would you mind making me a cup of tea?'
'Of course not', she replies.
'Don't forget to write it down, Margaret' the old man says 'You wouldn't want to forget it!'
'Don't be ridiculous! I won't forget a simple cup of tea!' she mutters, hobbling into the kitchen.
25 minutes later the elderly woman emerges from the kitchen carrying a full English breakfast.
'Here you go, Dear' the woman says, putting the meal on the mans lap.
'I knew you should have written it down!' the man chuckled 'You forgot the beans!'
We've all talked to this guy!!
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said; "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skill. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, " You must make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said. "Mister Manager, I am ready." The Manager said. "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green; and I pink it up, and say 'Yellow', this is Mujibar!" Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him!!
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