English Exam Jokes
20 english exam jokes and hilarious english exam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about english exam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest English Exam Short Jokes
Short english exam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The english exam humour may include short school exam jokes also.
- I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question.
- So this guy failed his English exam So this guy failed his English exam. When he found out, he exclaimed "unpossible".
- I wrote over 10 pages on my English exam, there's no way I can fail... Unless the examiner can't read Swahili. That may be an issue.
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English Exam One Liners
Which english exam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with english exam? I can suggest the ones about college exam and writing in exam.
- Bad news. Just found out that I've failed my English exam That's the 3th time now...
- Welcome to your French exam. It's much like your English exam, but with tongue.
- Mom: I hear you failed your English exam. Son: who telled you!!?
- If I got 50 cents for every failed english exam He'd have $4.50
- I failed my english exam My mom comforted me by saying "there, their, they're"
Amusing & Witty English Exam Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about english exam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean english lesson jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make english exam pranks.
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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
One smart-a**... jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme s**... exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Aw, that's so sad. Guess you'll just have to write with your other hand"
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Saul Epstein was taking an o**... exam in his English as a Second Language class...
Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."
After receiving an 89 on his English exam, an immigrant mother tries to cheer up her perfectionist son by telling him "You've gotta be positive!"
"It's pronounced 'B plus'", replied the son, "and I wanted an A!"
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The other day I failed my grade 10 English exam for the third year in a row
My friend called it quite a feat.
I smugly corrected him and said, "the singular is actually 'a foot.'"
How did that d**... even pass??
Exam
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said, Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.
Well, in plain English, the doctor replied, you're just lazy.
Okay, said the man.
Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.
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Proctologist visit
*This is and old joke, sorry if it does not translate as well to english.
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A man goes to a proctologist, for a check up.
The doctor, after some small talk ask him to drop trousers, and bend over. He l**... his finger and stick it in.
After a minute the doctor says.
Doctor - Sir, i have bad news. I am afraid you are going to have to stop m**....
The man clearly is taken aback from this preposterous comment, and just manages to say "why?"
The doctor calm as ever, and still wearing him as a ventriloquist doll says: "Cause I am still in the room performing this exam."
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Tomorrow's Final Exam
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate many excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-a**... guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to
write the exam with your other hand."