English Alphabet Jokes

18 english alphabet jokes and hilarious english alphabet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about english alphabet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest English Alphabet Short Jokes

Short english alphabet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The english alphabet humour may include short english love jokes also.

  1. The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why? They had UV protection in front.
  2. The oxford english dictonary once debated whether or not to remove the letter 'u' from the alphabet. Why didn't they? Because of Rick Astley
  3. I always thought my english grades were good But then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet
  4. All Letters The only word in the English language that contains all the letters of the alphabet is, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" Boom.
  5. Why are 25 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet problematic to Jewish people? Because they're not C's.

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English Alphabet One Liners

Which english alphabet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with english alphabet? I can suggest the ones about english language and english small.

  1. Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet? Because the others are Not-Cs
  2. Why do English kids repeat the alphabet only to the letter S? After S is tea time.
  3. The first letter in the English alphabet is E
  4. The font for expired alphabet soup Is old english.
  5. Q: on a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the english alphabet? A: Yes
  6. The only good letter of the English Alphabet is the last one. The rest are n**....

Cheeky English Alphabet Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about english alphabet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean english speaking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make english alphabet pranks.

In an English class...

Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with "I."
David: I is...
Teacher: No, David. You must always say "I am."
David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Gurl, if I could rearrange the alphabet

I would make the first twelve letters be E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L and U. Those being the approximate order of the most frequently appearing letters in the English alphabet.

Say the alphabets!

One day lil Jhonny had to badly go to the bathroom. His English teacher Miss. Strict didn't believe he had to go that badly and thought he was disrupting the class so told him to hold it in. Lil Jhonny kept pestering her every 5 mins until she had it. So she said recite the alphabets quickly and I'll let you go.
Miss. Strict "Lil Jhonny where is your P?"
LJ "It's running down my pants Miss. Strict".