England World Cup Jokes
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- I've decided to go on the "England World Cup Diet" It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!
(England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...) - England will in fact attend the World Cup. They have, however, agreed to not go past the group stage.
- England will make groundbreaking headlines in the World Cup tomorrow. Being the first team to lose against a packet of cigars.
- Poor Half Time Advertisment Choices During World Cup An advert for Durex condoms during Half Time really brings a new meaning to "Come on England!"
- Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup. I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards.
- If England wins the World Cup for the first time ever, pubs will be totally INSANE in England! and close at 11pm instead of 10:30pm on Sunday!
- What do England's World Cup win and African American fathers have in common? Neither are coming home
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England World Cup One Liners
Which england world cup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with england world cup? I can suggest the ones about england football and england final.
- England at the Rugby World Cup
- *&%^*>>>Norway vs England live Women's World Cup
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My friend said to me, "Whenever a World Cup game is on, let's eat something to do with that team for dinner that night."
Mexico was on, we had burritos.
Japan was on, we had sushi.
USA was on, we had burgers.
Italy was on, we had pizza.
Tuesday is England, so we're going out.
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After someone pointed it out to her, my mother asked me to explain the difference between the District of Columbia and the country Colombia.
So explained to her that one of them is famous for it's drugs, corruption and blatant criminal activity, while the other historicly lost to England on penalties in this years world cup.
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s**... with my wife is like the England World Cup squad
neither of us know why we're there or what we're doing, there's little passion or communication and we rarely even make it past the first stage.
It's often accompanied by lots of unnecessary noise, horrible dribbling and never a clean sheet.
It's always over far too quickly and when it does end we know it'll be at least another 4 years before it happens again.
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What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?
Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.
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Recent reports show that due to the recent losses on the world cup, England is expiriencing an influx of domestic a**..., but hey...
...at least they're beating someone.
Three England fans on their way to the world cup fin a magic lamp..
Three England fans on their way to the world cup find a magic lamp on the road, the first one picks it up and a genie comes out!
"England fans?!" says the genie, puzzled at how they made it to the world cup.. "Well I guess you get one wish each like everyone else. What do you choose?"
The first England fan blurts out, "Rooney! I want Wayne Rooney to break his World Cup curse and finally score!"
"Done" says the genie.
The second England fan thinks for a second and says, "our captain, Stevie G, he usually under performs, I want to see him play for England like he did for Liverpool this season."
"Done" says the genie.
The third fan says, "Guys, you aren't thinking big enough! We have got a real chance here - I want England to play like Spain!!!"
"Done" says the genie, and vanishes.