England Football Team Jokes
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The england football Team visited an Orphanage in Russia yesterday..
"It's heart breaking to see their little faces with no hope", said Vladimir, aged 6.
What's the difference between Maddie mccann and the England football team
Only one of them is coming home
What's the difference between my son and the England national football team?
My son stopped disappointing me after 52 years.
England football team are great at
holding on in extra time.
What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?
They will never win
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Three football teams (Arsnel, Liverpool, and Hartsfield) are flying from England across Egypt for a match in the Middle East. Their plane crashes in the desert and they survive. After days of wandering, they are really hungry so when they come across a camel, the footballers decide to kill it and eat it. The Liverpool team says, "Because we play for Liverpool, will we eat the liver." The Hartsfield players decide, "Because we play for Hartsfield, we will eat the heart." Arsnel says, "I think we might go hungry..."
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