Engine Failure Jokes
3 engine failure jokes and hilarious engine failure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about engine failure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Engine Failure Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What is a good engine failure joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans after alleged engine failure over the Gulf of Mexico.
Turns out there was just a loud whine coming from the right wing.
Santa's annual check ride
As the sled rotated off the runway, the examiner pulled a double-barreled shotgun from under his cloak and blasted one of the raindeer. He then turned to the perplexed Santa and said "Engine failure on take-off!"
Engine failure
A Boeing 747 was having trouble with the engines. The pilots called the cabin crew and asked them to prepare the cabin for an emergency landing.
After a while, the pilots call back and ask if the cabin is secure. The flight attendant replies "Yes, captain. But there are some lawyers walking around handing out business cards"
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