engels Jokes

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Marx, Engels and Proudhon are at the pub...

Proudhon says, "property is theft!"

Marx says, "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need!"

Engels says, "so I guess that means it's my fucking round again?"


I did really well on my essay about communism.

People think they're funny by asking "did you get high Marx?" Actually, I did well because I approached the topic from all Engels.


Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin


Why do Marx and Engels only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.


Communist snipers are the best.

They are marxmen who can shoot from all engels.


How do you kill the queen from inside a beehive or an ant colony?

Introduce the worker bees or ants to ideologies by Marx and Engels.


How is communism like geometry?

It's really all about Engels and most people only ever think of marks.


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