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Too many thank you notes to write afterwards.
...but I had to break it off.
... He turns to his first mate and says "Get me my red shirt!". The first mate asks why and the captain replies, "If I get injured in battle I wouldn't want my crew to worry about me". The first mate nods and fetches the shirt.
The pirates engage the naval ship but soon discover it was a the flagship of a much larger naval fleet that was heading in their direction.
The captain turns to his first mate and says "Fetch me my brown pants!"
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O'Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I'm seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I'm currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I've never felt better." "My good man," says the priest, "I think you've come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?" And the guy goes: "I'm telling everybody!"
At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'
The woman wrote:
When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and they respect each other very much, just like my hubby and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act physical sex with one another.
The Husband wrote: I Love Sex.
About halfway between Dayton and Marion
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but it fell apart.
In the end, I settled.
Daddy what does being engaged mean?
Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter.
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When a man and a woman first engage in a relationship it's the woman that speaks and the man that listens.
When they are becoming engaged, it's the man that speaks and the woman that listens.
When they are married it's both the man and the woman speaking and the neighbours that are listening.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Sure, what's your phone number?
They both come in a little box.
Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds, and Donald E. Knuth
engage in a discussion on whose impact
on the computerized world was the greatest.
Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!"
Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!"
Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."
She wouldn't eat. She wouldn't sleep. And she constantly kept trying to attack the zookeeper. So, he did some research and found out female gorillas can become depressed and aggressive when deprived from sex.
The zookeeper then looked around for another male gorilla for her to engage in intercourse, but unfortunately the zoo couldn't afford to import a male gorilla just for her to have sex.
Giving his funding situation, he goes up to the janitor and asks him "Hey, for $500, would you have sex with this gorilla?"
The janitor thought about it for a minute, and then replied "Sure, on three conditions. First condition, I don't want to kiss her."
"Okay sure! I wouldn't expect you to!"
The janitor then stated "Second condition. I don't want anyone knowing about this ordeal."
"Sure, fine! Not a problem! What's your third condition?"
Janitor said "Give me at least 2 weeks to come up with the $500"
Too many thank-you notes.
are productive members of society, who actively engage in their community.
Must have a lot of gay pride.
Sally noticed that one of her students had been suffering from depression for the last few weeks. She decided to ask him some easy questions in an effort to engage him. Johnny, if I subtract 4 from 12 what do I get?"
Johnny looked at her and sighed, "I don't know. What difference does it make?"
It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
I told him to drop dead
Half Wife 3 confirmed.
Until he got sick of the ripostes.
You are just booked. Bookings can be cancelled anytime
Safe cracking
A RAP-tor battle!! (Credit to my friend who made this up)
The suffer ring.
Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it?
"That's easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little decisions, and I would make all the big decisions. "
Hey, that sounds like a good arrangement. But how do you decide what's a big decision, and what's a little decision?
"Oh, there hasn't been any big decisions yet."
It didn't work out so now i just refer to her as a near miss
She was always thanking me and telling me to come again.
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It's right in between Dayton and Marion.
Sorry we canteloupe.
As both engage the enemy the Jewish soldier is struck with a bullet and mortally wounded.
The Russian soldier continues to return fire and hold back the enemy, eventually however his ammo is spent.
He looks to his Jewish comrade and says I cannot hold them back, I'm out of ammunition
The Jew, struggling to keep his eyes open motions the Russian over. Here he says you can buy some of mine .
They cantaloupe
Because they can get Carp El Tunnel Syndrome.
The taco; because the pizza couldn't tactically think outside the box.
And the husband replied: "Just remember they do it with more than one cow..."
So before you leave your home to engage in risky behavior, make sure you soak your mask in chloroform.
It's in between Dayton and Marion..
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