Enforcement Jokes
29 enforcement jokes and hilarious enforcement puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about enforcement that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Did you hear the one about law enforcement? Here are some fun jokes about cops, code enforcement, parking enforcement, and more! Laugh at some of the best enforcement jokes around and get a meow or two out of your law-abiding friends.
Funniest Enforcement Short Jokes
Short enforcement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The enforcement humour may include short violation jokes also.
- I once saw a sign that said "Speed limit enforced by aircraft." I'm pretty sure if you're getting pulled over by an F-16, you deserve to be driving that fast.
- What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department
- A criminal defense lawyer says "Don't talk" to his clients regarding interactions with law enforcement, except to his deaf-mute clients, to whom he says "Don't sign anything."
- How is your wife like law enforcement? She will never ask you a question she doesn't already know the answer to.
- What do you call a financially unstable law enforcement officer that writes dark poetry and literature? A po popo Poe
- Why do people who say, "I'm moving out of the USA if ___________ doesn't win!", never actually leave? Because other countries actually enforce their immigration laws.
- If i could change my DNA to be better in law enforcement ... It could lead to serious genetic cop-sequences.
- My first stand-up performance was for a law-enforcement fraternity. It didn't go so well... ... in fact, they wanted to charge me with "Attempted Manslaughter".
- A friend of mine in law enforcement doesn't like The Clash. I guess you could say that sheriff don't like it.
- How can Hillary enforce a no-fly zone... ... when she can't even enforce a no fly zone on her face?
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Enforcement One Liners
Which enforcement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with enforcement? I can suggest the ones about supervision and recruitment.
- What is a cats way of keeping law and order? Claw enforcement!
- What are law enforcement officers called in Vatican City? The Pope Po
- What will the gas stove enforcement agency be filled with? "gas-stop-o" agents
- If Apple made a drug enforcement agency... ...it would be a good iDEA
- What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit
- What's another name for rural class justice? Lawn enforcement
- Who's the law enforcement in the font world? Sans Sheriff
- Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop
- What Makes Harry Potter a Great Mob Enforcer? He is the best at catching snitches.
- What is the administrative policy enforced in a ghost town? Booreaucracy
- What do you call people who protect their yards? Lawn Enforcement.
- What do you call the religious leader of law enforcement? the popope.
- What agency did Agent Smith work for in The Matrix? Code Enforcement.
- Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Comedy Enforcement Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about enforcement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean punishment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make enforcement pranks.
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I'm planning on starting a s**... club....
... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.
I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.
The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".
The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.
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I banned on a rule that we had enforced in the past. However, we talked the issue over and were able to reach common ground. Sorry for any trouble this caused.
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Bubba n' Buford IV
Law enforcement officers in east Texas must also be linguists on occasion just to communicate. Take the time Bubba n' Buford were pulled over outside of Madisonville and the officer walked up and simply said "You boys have any ID?". Now that would seem a simple, clearly understood request...but not in east Texas. Buford with a puzzled look on his face responded "ID 'bout what?"
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In the US, law enforcement is like Clorox 2...
safe for w**..., but really made for colors.
A classic joke from Ronald Regan (Not exactly accurate)
There are two Russians in the Soviet Union talking to each other and a curfew is about to be enforced
The two men say goodbye to each other and just as they do a soviet soldier walks over to the both of them and shoots one of the men dead
The other man says Why did you shoot him?
The soldier says I'm his friend I know where he lives he wouldn't have made it home in time
